200 things non chicken owners don't understand

Different kinds of chicken keepers

THIS IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM.THIS IS MERELY A JOKE.

Hello everyone! Welcome to the Chicken keeper museum. I will now review the different species of keepers around the world.

Rich keeper-usually has the rarest breeds. Typically breeds chickens and usually has over 30 chickens. This is the most rare species, as there tend to be very few rich keepers. Do not get the rich keeper mixed up with the breeder.

Breeder-usually has 3 to four birds of 3 or more chicken breeds, and has a large incubator for hatching eggs to sell. They often show their birds and typically won them, unless against other top of the line breeders like themselves

Chickaholic-  This is a species of keeper who usually has 1 or more chickens per breed, resulting in a mixed flock of 30 or more different pure bred breeds, 2 rare and endangered species thrown in there. probably owns   at least 10 Barnyard classics as a result of  this large flock.the chickaholic, no matter how many breeds they have, always want almost fullevery chicken breed.

Money maker- these keepers keep 30+ hens of one to 2 breeds of only hens and no roosters for egg production. The eggs are sold to friends,  Coworkers,  or anyonr who happened to walk into the money maker's farm store, with dozens of fresh eggs, fruit, homade soap, and homade decorations.

Wannabe keeper- this keeper is someone who usually doesn't own chickens, but wants to, and claims to know anything g and everything about chickens, although they usually know next to nothing about chickens. Talented wannabes may. Know  a very things, although not much.

Noobs- brand new chicken keepers, they still have a lot to learn!

Scaredy cat keeper- this species   almost always has just stepped up from noob ranking, and usually has a flock of 2-5 hens.  They will see a chicken trip and call the vet, even if the bird is fine. A chicken sneezes, this keeper thinks the chicken has a disease and freaks out.

Experienced  keeper- HIGHLY EXPERIENCED. They usually know  when sneezing chickens  is urgent, they love their birds to death, and would muych rather clean the coop than their house. Usually has a mixed flock- anywhere from 5-100, maybe even more! Every bird or nearly ever bird has a name. They know nearly everything about chickens and are usually chicken obsessed. Sometimes breeds on or two breeds. And often shows.

 Average keeper- usually chicken keepers who know how to deal with things, but aren't as obsessed as an Experienced keeper. They also love their birds to death and each one has a name. Their flock is usually 3-30 birds.

Which keeper are you guys? Maybe a mix of different keepers? I'm mostly an experienced keeper, with maybe a little breeder  too! What are you? Please tell me in the comments!!!