Me: *calls my mom at work* Hey mom can I go to the mall with Janet
Mom: yeah go ahead be careful
Me: OK thanks
Hrs later
Me: *walks in the house*
Mom: where have you been
Me: *says hella confused* I was at the mall with Janet
Mom: Who said you could go to the mall
Me: You did. I called you and asked
Mom: I don't remember giving you permission to go to the mall with Janet
Me: *thinks* wtf did you turn into Dory from Finding Nemo after the phone call or somethin
