Me: Hey mom is it cool if I go over my friend Journey's house for her birthday party, she's a friend from school
Mom: who's journey
Me: she's a friend from school *thinks* I already told you fam
Mom: Do I know her, Do I know her parents, where does she live, where do her parents work, what type of salary do they make, what are their IQ's, what are their middle names, what is her moms maiden name, what are their blood types, what's their social security number, what type of car do they drive, what their credit score lookin like...
Me: *walks in my room and calls Journey* Hey, I don't think imma be able to make it to your party
