Mom: *laying on the couch* Hey can you bring me my phone
Me: Yeah. Where is it
Mom: Its on the counter over there *points to a counter*
Me: *walks over to the counter* Mom I don't see it on the counter
Mom: Did you look on the one I told you
Me: Yes and I don't see it
Mom: If I get up and find my phone over there imma beat yo ass
Me: *thinks* How tf did this turn into a beating
(What happens sometimes)
Mom: *gets up from the couch and looks where she just was laying* oh never mind I was laying on it
Me: Ok *Thinks* WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!
