6 year old me: *running around the sanctuary after church with my cousins*
Mom: *sees me* hey come here
6 y/o me: *slowly walks over to her scared cause she has that "imma whoop yo ass" face
Mom: sit down and don't move. We gonna have a come to Jesus meeting when we get home (💀💀💀)
Me: *sits down and starts silent crying*
Gma: *walks over to us* what's wrong baby
Me: Mom said she's gonna whoop me when we get home
Gma: *looks at mom* what you gonna whoop her for
Mom: cause she was running around
Gma: don't you dare lay a hand on my baby. Better yet she's spending the night over my house. Understand
Mom: *sighs* yes ma'am
Gma: *hugs me*
Me: *thinks* hehehehehehehe
Something I never understood is, why is getting your ass beat called a "Come to Jesus meeting"?💁🏽♀️ Like... are you gonna whoop my ass so bad that my soul leaves my body and goes to Jesus💀
