Additional: (Y/n) is afraid of heights & Sasuke is afraid of worms
"OYAKATA-SAMAAAA!!!!!!"
"YUKIMURAAAA!!!!!"
You sighed, resting your face in your hands. Again, my lord? Why must you and Yukimura be so noisy on such a peaceful morning?
You heard a chuckle, one deep and relaxed. A groan was all you gave in response while you emerged your eyes from behind your gloved fingers. Sasuke smiled at your cold stare and jumped from the tree branch he was laying on.
"Good morning, Y/n. You're looking as joyful as ever."
"'Morning, Sasuke. I'm ever so happy that you can notice my moods."
He chuckled again and leaned on your shoulder with his arm. "So, other than getting rudely awakened like any other day, what's your schedule?"
You looked at his hand that dangled at the side of your shoulder, the arm that kept it suspended still resting on you. Lord Shingen and Yukimura's yells continued ringing in the distance, causing rumbles that scared birds from their nests. "I'm not entirely sure," you said, "as our Lord has been too busy this morning to relay any orders."
Sasuke smiled at your joke and released your shoulder by standing on his own legs. "But I'm hoping it's got nothing to do with you."
"Aw, come on, Y/n! Don't be like that. Just because you lead another squad doesn't mean we can't hang out! As ninjas or otherwise," he said with a wink, hopping on a large branch that had fallen during the last storm, traveling it one foot at a time with his arms parallel to the ground. His clawed gloves shimmered in the morning light, just as brilliantly as the morning dew.
"Shut up, Saucy. Go get your own orders."
"Hmph."
Sasuke disappeared into his familiar black smoke without another word. He was used to you using random words that started with an 's' for his nicknames, such as 'Sanitation', 'Soup', and 'Salt'. 'Saucy' was his morning nickname, as it became a habit for you to use it at that time. Lunch was normally 'Salt'.
Even though he didn't want to, he did as you said and reappeared with crossed arms against a stone wall, which Yukimura had just been punched into and left a large hole as a result. "It's a wonder he hasn't died yet, my Lord. But you might want to take it easy, since the wall might."
Yukimura jumped up at Sasuke's presence and smiled. "Sasuke! What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be with your wife?!"
Sasuke flinched and froze, while Yukimura watched him curiously. "Sasuke?"
Shingen laughed heartily, while you giggled from the shadows. After waiting a few minutes for Sasuke to regain his composure, you walked away from the wall and shadows you were hiding in. "Good morning, my Lord. Good morning, Yukimura." Shingen nodded with a smile on his face and Yukimura beamed brightly. "Good morning, Y/n! Did you and Sasuke already meet this morning?"
A small blush crept up on the ninja's cheeks, but he spoke up as to not let you embarrass him any further than he already was. "Yes, Yukimura - I talked to her earlier after your shouts woke us both."
The young tiger smiled sheepishly. "Sorry..."
You smirked and turned towards your lord. "Lord Shingen, do we have any orders today?"
Takeda shook his head, shaking his large head ornament as well. "Nothing today, Y/n. You and Sasuke may relax. Yukimura, you'd do best to do the same."
"Yes, my lord!" Yukimura shouted, showing no signs of calming down. Sasuke brightened at the words that allowed him a break, and he glanced at you. You groaned since you knew he already had plans for you.
