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Just some funny stuff I got off of the interwebs. All of these jokes and texts messages are not mine!!!♻️♻️♻️♻️ and some random stuff too :3

BATDOG

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by Toucan_Luvr

by Toucan_Luvr

Dog: I can hear you talking about me.

Owner: Unlikely. I'm 25 miles away

Dog: My hearing is 400 billion times better than yours.

Owner: I'll just google that. 400 billion sounds way too low

Dog: I can smell McDonalds.

Owner: Stop trying to freak me out

Dog: McNuggets

Owner: CAN YOU SEE ME?

Dog: I'm BATDOG

VOTE IF THE DOG IS AMAZIN