Dog: I can hear you talking about me.
Owner: Unlikely. I'm 25 miles away
Dog: My hearing is 400 billion times better than yours.
Owner: I'll just google that. 400 billion sounds way too low
Dog: I can smell McDonalds.
Owner: Stop trying to freak me out
Dog: McNuggets
Owner: CAN YOU SEE ME?
Dog: I'm BATDOG
VOTE IF THE DOG IS AMAZIN
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Daily Dose of Random
RandomJust some funny stuff I got off of the interwebs. All of these jokes and texts messages are not mine!!!♻️♻️♻️♻️ and some random stuff too :3
