Son: How do I get the girls to like me?
Dad: dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and stand in the sunlight. They'll come running.
Son: wtf. Dad. No
Dad: Then grow a pair and talk to them
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Daily Dose of Random
De TodoJust some funny stuff I got off of the interwebs. All of these jokes and texts messages are not mine!!!♻️♻️♻️♻️ and some random stuff too :3
