Drunk: yo whre u att gurl? sooooo f****in hammered. come to braitenys we gonn get. White gurrllll wasteeed.
Sober: Hi there, Random intoxicated person. While I would love to abandon my sobriety as you suggested, I cannot, I have a boring job. I must decline your inventation.
Drunk: da fukc? lol ru drunk already??
Sober: Okay let's try this again... OMG GURL U GOT DA WRONG NUMBER KAYYYYY????
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Daily Dose of Random
RandomJust some funny stuff I got off of the interwebs. All of these jokes and texts messages are not mine!!!♻️♻️♻️♻️ and some random stuff too :3
