"Deepthi?""Leon, what's up?"
"So, if I wanted to come to your hard core church service, what should I wear?"
"An Indian outfit."
"Shit."
"Just kidding! You can wear a suit. And Lilly in a dress."
"What are you wearing?"
"It's Christmas, so I'm wearing another sari. Don't stare when you see me."
"I'll try not to, but no promises."
"I hope you like spicy food too, most of my white friends can't handle the heat."
"Clearly they haven't met me, I can handle spice."
"Your face is going to turn bright red when you have my ammachi's beef curry."
"When am I having your ammachi's beef curry?"
"After church...? You have to come over to her house for lunch, it would be extremely rude not to."
"Oh, then I suppose I don't want to offend your...ammachi?"
"Your Indian accent is shit, but better than most white people's."
"Why, thank you."
"You're very welcome. Is that all?"
"No...I bought Fury's ticket from Malaysia."
"WAIT WHAT"
"Just kidding. Do you like Fury more than me?"
"No, I love everyone on Wattpad more than you after that. Meanie."
"I can hear the pout in your voice."
"Hmph."
"You know you love me."
"Maybe a little."
filler chapter to prepare you for what's to come ;)
we were #19 in short story yesterday, can we break that? can we hit 20k?
also, thanks for 1.5k!

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