(Fanart by noctuaries )
"Hello, this is Wattpad Tech Support, Leon speaking.
How may I help you?"
"Oh...It's you again."
"Most girls sound happier when they get to see me again."
"Well Mr. Sex-Addict, I have a question about this stupid site."
"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear your nickname for me."
"Do you believe in that people can fall in love with their bullies? Because reading those kinds of stories make me want to chuck my phone at a wall."
"I remember when I first read one of those, and then the bully had sex with the girl he bullied."
"Does everything revolve around sex with you?"
"What can I say? I'm a hormonal teenage guy."
"You didn't answer my first question though."
"Of course I don't. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I punched a guy once for saying that he thought Draco and Hermione should have ended up together."
"Obviously, Romione for life."
"Finally, someone who doesn't ship Harmione!"
"Um, yeah! Hinny gives me hope that one day I can marry Tom Holland."
"And here I was, starting to like you."
"You don't like Tom Holland?!"
"He's an attractive guy and all, but not my type, honestly."
"Wait...Are you..."
"Gay? No. Bi? Yes. And if you don't like that, feel free to hang up."
"No, no! I don't have a problem with that at all! I think it's great you're embracing who you are."
"Well...I haven't exactly come out yet. But one day."
"I believe in you, Leon."
"My name sounds sexy with your accent."
"Moment over, I have to go."
"Wait, I don't even know your name!"
*call ended.*
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Short Story"Why are there so many hotline stories on your website?" "...Excuse me?" "And tech support stories. Nobody falls in love with the tech support guy at Best Buy, let me tell you that." {highest rank: #17 s.s.} ||cover by -riparian || NOT AFFILIATE...
