This one might be a little risky.
Attempt to revive Dio from the dead. If it works and he doesn't kill you first, tell him that I said this:"How did it feel to fuck women-- and/or men-- I won't assume your.. Interests-- with Jonathan's dick, realizing that it's bigger than yours?"
Now that I think about it, I see pairings of me and Dio and it's.. Weird. Because he's using Jonathan's body which includes Jonathan's d--... Whatever.
He'll track me down and kill me in my sleep, probably smothering my face in his ugly lipstick afterwards. I'm taking a bet that he'll draw a dick on my face.
-Jotaro Kujo
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