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I like these books

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I like these books. They're really well written I'm guessing and they all feature me.

Then again, the fact that most of the books on here relating to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure are usually just inserting somebody I, as myself, am obviously not attracted to. 

But I don't really like being shipped with twelve year old girls. I feel as if I'm being forced under my will.


Oh.

Oh God.

That cover

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......That cover. Is that my daughter?? IS THAT JOLYNE?!! The mark on her arm.. The hair.. Oh my f*cking god. Jolyne. Jolyne and I. My daughter and her father..

Why is that your cover for this book? Why? I'm not even questioning the book theme in general. Why that picture..?

...

Anyway, tie me to a chair and force me to read one of these books, but instead of an image of a very attractive female, force the image of an 11 year old brat and I into my head.

 I'm not saying anyone older can't read x Readers featuring me, but it's just awkward. 

Then after doing it, you'll feel bad for me (Hopefully) and you'll simply shoot me so I wouldn't have to endure any more suffering.

Why am I still here.


-Jotaro Kujo

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