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Take me to Disney World. 

(I've been there once with Kakyoin, it was... Exciting. I guess.)

Force me to eat cotton candy. Lots of cotton candy. Any type of food that you think is absolutely unhealthy or terrible, feed it to me. I'll probably be too bored to care if we're not at an aquarium.

Then, take me on one of those crazy rides, a roller coaster or any ride that is extremely fast or nauseating...
Sit next to me. I dare you. 

If I don't puke cotton candy flavored vomit all over you on the ride, wait until we get off.

Make sure I don't get to a trash can or a bathroom.

Either way, I'll die from the degradation of a large crowd getting off the ride and the ones waiting for their turn screaming and/or recording. 

*pukes all over Mickey's costume*
*30 minutes later*

"Mickey had to find a bouquet of rare roses for Minnie, he will be back tomorrow!"

-Jotaro Kujo

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