Here Come Datboi

What are you doing in my swamp

The Fog was thicker, and the water was more sludgier the farther they ventured into the swamp. When the water got too thick, Rainbow Frog had to carry, Datboi, and his unicycle. Do you smell that? asked Rainbow Frog, Yes I do its horrible. No, I mean the smoke, Datboi sniffed the air, Yes I do. Datboi, and Rainbow Frog looked at each other excitedly, Rainbow Frog started to pick up the pace until finally, they saw in the distance where the smoke was coming from, a small Hut. The hut was covered in green and brown sludge, the air here was so foul, that it hurt to breathe, Rainbow Frog, while carrying Datboi safely crossed the last slimy waterway until they reached semi hard ground. Datboi decided he could make it on his unicycle now, so Rainbow frog placed down his unicycle, and then helped him up it. They marched towards the house, until they were at the large wooden door. Should we knock? asked Rainbow Frog, Datboi crept up to the door, and softly hit the door. No answer, you have to knock louder, Datboi drew back his hand, and looked like he was ready to break down the door, when the door flew wide open, and standing in the doorway was a green big ugly monster. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP! bellowed the ogre, Datboi peddled in reverse, and Rainbow Frog, crept away from the ogre. The oger was full of raging fury, and then stopped. Who are you, asked the ogre? Datboi sighed in relief, Hello sir I am Datboi, and this is my friend Rainbow Frog, who might you be?  hello, I am Shrek, this is my swamp and you need to leave, Datboi was about to speak but Rainbow Frog interrupted, We will leave soon, but we have a question for you, Shrek peered at Rainbow Frog, Ill answer your question if you answer mine first, Datboi and Rainbow Frog nodded their heads understandingly, alright, first of all, why have you come through the Sacred Woods?, second of all why have you come to my swamp! Well Shrek, we have come through the Sacred Woods, in search of somewhere, and we have come to your swamp for directions. Datboi notice that Shrek seemed to have perked up when he heard Rainbow Frog say "somewhere" He glanced at Rainbow Frog Where, and what exactly is somewhere. Ill show you, said Shrek smirking, and then gestured them to follow him inside.