I Met My Albino Boyfriend in Chick-fil-A

ch 14

Jesse Ritherford pov

"hey Anns pass me the doritos." Jesse screeched at his gold digger gf.

"No jesse. I'm tired of all of this. You are taking advantage of me! I dot deserve this! I was sold into child labor at the mere age of 42, you can't do this to me ANYMORE. i am out!" Ann yelled in his face.

I was so mad at the bitch! I threw hundos on hundos at her boobs and she ha the nerve to leave me! I handed her my goldfish and a wad of cash and told her to get out of my sight.

I rolled myself a blunt out of a hundred dollar bill and did that until I fell asleep into a heavy sleep. I slept for 19 hours. I woke up to Beddford Danes shaking me.

"EW GET AWAY FROM ITS TO COLD FOR YOU HERE YOU SHIT DRUMMAH"

"the minute that my left hand meets your waist, you turn on me! how date you!

"sorry Beddford. it's just that when I wake up I'm afraid."

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