Minho pointing at Newt and Thomas: Two bros! Chillin in the hot tub! Five feet apart cuz they're not gay.
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Teresa: Hey, I'm lesbian.
Newt: I thought you were American.
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Thomas to Gally: Next time you put your fuckin hands on me Ima rip your fuckin face off bitch
Alby: What'd he do?
Thomas: Cuz he fuckin pushed me!
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Brenda cocks her gun
Newt: *sarcastically impressed voice* wow
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Newt: Thomas, Your speech was so good.
Thomas: Oh really because I didn't even try it was like improve an all-
Newt: OHMYGODWHYCANTYOUJUSTTAKETHEFREAKINGCOMPLEMEEEEEEEEENT
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Gally to Thomas: You dumb ass mother fucker
Thomas: Bruh.
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Newt to Thomas: I love you, bitch. *Strums guitar* I ain't never going to stop loving you. B I T C H
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Minho takes a picture of the Gladers: You guys say, Colorado!
Some random crank: I'M A GIRAFFE!
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Thomas: *blinks* Oh sorry I fell asleep while waiting for someone to make me a sandwich
Frypan: Go back to sleep and S T A R V E!
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Gally: *punches Thomas*
Thomas: Aw fuck. I can't believe you've done this.
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Thomas: BAHH!
Chuck: Ah, stop! I could've dropped my croissant
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Frypan: I'm not buying you all that candy.
Chuck: *throws box at frypan*
Frypan: Try me bitch.
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Chuck: *Glader party* Welcome to bible study we're all children of Jesus.
Thomas: *Snorting cocaine*
Chuck: KUMBAYAAA MY LORD!
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Thomas: Hey, how ya'll do-
Crank: *Makes noises*
Thomas: AAHH GET YOUR FUCKIN DOG BITCH
Brenda: It don't bite
Thomas: YES IT DO!
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me in the movie theatre taking pictures of the Death Cure intro.
Guy in the back: Turn off the flash you fuckin moron.
Death Cure Intro
Everyone: *Cheers
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I've been watching vine compilations to cope with my stress and anxiety from college and finals is next week. I finally got inspired again. Sorry if it's lame. And yes I changed my username to Woke_shank. Please ignore all my old misogynistic posts I made when I was 16.
Question: What was your favorite vine.
Answer: At the moment it's the "watch your profanity" vine.
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The Maze Runner Preferences and Imagines || DISCONTINUED
Fiksi PenggemarI wrote this between 2015 and 2018. Completed but Discontinued (officially) on 2019. Thomas, Newt, Gally, Minho, and Chuck. These preferences may have some supernatural references, AUs, and Headcannons.
