▼𝕮𝓡𝕬𝓩𝖄▼ (joji x reader)

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A/n: this is so fun to work on

Joji: Yo yo yo <3

You: oh hellow <3

Joji: How was your morning :)

You: a pigeon came into my window so I talked to him for 30 seconds and it left so it's all gud

Joji: GASP* HOW DARE HE

You: the pigeon had eggs ya know

You: AND DID U ASSUME ITS GENDER???!!

You: NANI??

Joji: HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT

Joji: it's time to stop with the weeaboo catch phrase "nani", it's too cringey :'(

You: Never >:)))))

Joji: huh.

Joji: How was your ex?

You: not great actually

Joji: what did he do?

You: He hitted me last night....because he overheard me talking to you...

Joji: what kind of bastard is he? fucking dick, he has no fucking respect for you whatsoever, you should break up with him. Like fight back my dude. USE GIRL POWER

You: I wish but I'm too weak

You: .....too weak to fight back

Joji: call the authorities

You: dude he would try to be depressed and blame me for horse shit that I didn't do

Joji: I wanna help

You: I wish...plus I live far away anyways

Joji: where?

You: New York, brooklyn

Joji: I LIVE THERE. BRUH

You: you do? How come i never see you?

Joji: idk but we should meet :)))

You: I wish lol

Joji: Are you still in love with your ex?

You: absolutely not.. but I think I have someone 

Joji: who is it??? 😰😰

You: my toes. ;)

Joji: do you have a feet fetish?

You: ewww no

Joji: okay 😤😩

You: what the fuck are with those emojis?

Joji: me jerking off 💦💦

You: NASTEH BOY 

Joji: IM JUST KIDDING

Joji: lmaooo i was just joking

You: yeah sureeee

Joji: Hahaha..you're a funny gurl❤︎❤︎❤︎