A/n: this is so fun to work on
Joji: Yo yo yo <3
You: oh hellow <3
Joji: How was your morning :)
You: a pigeon came into my window so I talked to him for 30 seconds and it left so it's all gud
Joji: GASP* HOW DARE HE
You: the pigeon had eggs ya know
You: AND DID U ASSUME ITS GENDER???!!
You: NANI??
Joji: HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT
Joji: it's time to stop with the weeaboo catch phrase "nani", it's too cringey :'(
You: Never >:)))))
Joji: huh.
Joji: How was your ex?
You: not great actually
Joji: what did he do?
You: He hitted me last night....because he overheard me talking to you...
Joji: what kind of bastard is he? fucking dick, he has no fucking respect for you whatsoever, you should break up with him. Like fight back my dude. USE GIRL POWER
You: I wish but I'm too weak
You: .....too weak to fight back
Joji: call the authorities
You: dude he would try to be depressed and blame me for horse shit that I didn't do
Joji: I wanna help
You: I wish...plus I live far away anyways
Joji: where?
You: New York, brooklyn
Joji: I LIVE THERE. BRUH
You: you do? How come i never see you?
Joji: idk but we should meet :)))
You: I wish lol
Joji: Are you still in love with your ex?
You: absolutely not.. but I think I have someone
Joji: who is it??? 😰😰
You: my toes. ;)
Joji: do you have a feet fetish?
You: ewww no
Joji: okay 😤😩
You: what the fuck are with those emojis?
Joji: me jerking off 💦💦
You: NASTEH BOY
Joji: IM JUST KIDDING
Joji: lmaooo i was just joking
You: yeah sureeee
Joji: Hahaha..you're a funny gurl❤︎❤︎❤︎
YOU ARE READING
▼𝕮𝓡𝕬𝓩𝖄▼ (joji x reader)
Hayran Kurgu✿A really trashy fanfic of you and Joji✿ ✳︎its so cringy and stupid lol✳︎ ❖he protec but he can attac❖ ☼just read it and then you'll hate me :)☼
