▼𝕮𝓡𝕬𝓩𝖄▼ (joji x reader)

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A/n: Bro, wattpad just fucking miscategorized me, like they said 'help ur book to find more better content' I was like confused but eh. My content can be cancer cuz i made it lol

A/n: also listen to that music shit its coolio

Few days later

Joji: last time we hung out was so super fun

You: Ikr

Joji: I found a good song. It's by pewdiepie

You: oof what is it?

Joji: here

Joji: Respekt wamen is great

You: Calls 911*

You: You just made me choke on my hot chocolate

Joji: o shit

Joji: u okay? 

You: NO CUZ U SHOWED ME THAT SONG D:

Joji: so you choked on your hot beverage by a meme song?

You: ye

Joji: wow :)

You: smiling is R00D WHEN I SUFFERED BY HOT CHOCOLATE

Joji: whattt that smile wasn't meant for thatt

You: uh huhhhhh (˚¬˚)

Joji: bb.

You: Ye?

Joji: I want to know, what did your ex do to you?

Joji: it's okay if u don't wanna talk about it...

You: it's fine, I'm not uncomfortable with it

You: My ex, Jason...he's basically abusive. But worse he is actually a sociopath, he always made cuts to my stomach, and he always acted like he owns me but he really doesn't. 

Joji: omg I feel so sorry for you...why the fuck would he do that?

You: To be honest...I don't know but it's good that I got away from Jason 

Joji: If I was your boyfriend,  I would treat you like my princess.

You: Awwww ;))

You: And if I was your girlfriend, I will protect you and love you with all my heart <3

You: oml we both sound gay

Joji: haha yeah we're fuckin gay

You: xD

You enjoyed talking with Joji, and you start to feel warmth in your chest, it was strange but it felt nice and cozy. You stared at your phone, waiting for Joji to respond.

Joji: Bro...a k-pop member died yesterday...

Joji: It's Jonghyun....

You: I see that..he was my favorite from all the members of Shinee

Joji: He committed suicide and I feel so bad rn 

You: Same

Joji: I can't even believe successful people die so early..

You: Like my favorite band member Chester died in the summer...

Joji: and Lil peep also..

You: Pray for these souls 

Joji: gah Im soo saddd (TTnTT)

You: I am too...

Joji: dude you like Drake ;))

You: Ew you sound creepy and Drake is papa 

Joji: I'm not creepy ;;o;;

You: stop crying u lil bitch

Joji: Make me mommy

You: Imma wup yo ass boi. come to momma

Joji: I thought you spelled Moana lol

You: BOI OML YOU DUMB ASF

Joji: I know alread so STOP BULLYING ME

Joji: Calls 911* Y/N IS CYBER BULLING ME

You: Huh confusseled I would never do something so horrible

Joji: ADMIT IT!!! YOU DID BULLY ME

You: huh wdym?

Joji: STOP TRYING TO ACT ALL INNOCENT

You: awww daddy must be crying xD

Joji: NO IMMA BIG BOY

You: are you sure ur big?

Joji: stfu

You: HAHAHAHAA xDD

Joji: yes I am big okay? I can show you how big I am ;))

You: STOP JUST STOP

Joji: I was just kidding bro chill

You: Were you kidding? HMMMMMMM

Joji: no not really lol

You: N A S T Y

Joji: ;)))

You: U G H

Joji: Did I just make you fall...

Joji: for me?

You: the cringe level is over my limit 

You: I need to exorcise you

Joji: no you've just fallen for the devil

You: Lol I think you fallen for my toes ;)

Joji: okay that went to far

You: wayyyy too far

Joji: hahaha

Joji: wanna call?

You: sure lol

You felt your phone vibrating, you see Joji's number appearing, you pressed answer.

"Hey curious George" you cooed as a joke

"Wooowww I could feel the love" He laughed, he sounded tired but it was soothing, soft and deep. 

"So how was you day?" you tried not to make this conversation awkward.

"It was pretty boring until I talked to you" he said

"Sameeee brroooo." you said

"Oh yeah, you know the game doki doki?"

"Oh my god Y/n, Doki Doki can suck my dick." he groaned

"But dude it gives me the fucking creeps" you giggled.

"DUH THAT'S WHY THE GENRE HAS PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR"

"JEEZ JOJI...LOOKS LIKE BIG BOY IS MAD"

"Hahaha I am one hell of a big boy"

"Fuck up bro"

"OKay bye"

"WAIT JO-"

ends

You were frustrated, what the fuck? why did he do that. Is he pissed? you wondered