The Big Bang Theory 2

M&M

Leonard: How's your mom holding up?

Howard: She's okay, but we just lost another nurse.

Amy: How many's that now?

Howard: Two, and I know what you're thinking: she's eating them.

Bernadette: She's just so impossible, they keep quitting.

Sheldon: So who's watching her now?

Howard: A bowl full of M&Ms with a few Ambien tossed in.