The Big Bang Theory 2

Penny's V-Card

Leonard: So, listen. There was something I was hoping to float past you. Now that Penny and I are engaged, I thought we might want to talk about our living arrangements.

Sheldon: Of course. She's spent many nights here, and you're worried about preserving the myth of her virginity before the wedding.

Leonard: I'm not.

Sheldon: Good. Because not only has that ship sailed, if it hit an iceberg countless men would perish.