Assassin's Creed: Chatroom

05

Me: what do you do in your free time

Edward: chase hot women

Me: besides that

Edward: kill templars

Me: besides that

Edward: teach mY SON TO BE AN ASSASSIN

Me: that didnt really work-

Haytham: HEY IM COOL

Me: yeah i know but-

Connor: SINCE YOURE COOLER THAT MEANS IM HOTTER

Me: guys wait-

Edward: I AM SEXY

Me: SERIOUSLY-

Connor: GRAMPS NO-

Edward: ...i forgot im a gramps...

Haytham: yeah dad youre old

Me: SHUT UP WHAT THE HECK

Connor: ...

Haytham: ...

Edward: ...

Me: Now-

Edward: IM STILL SEXIER EVEN AT THE AGE *rips off shirt*

Me: EDWARD *angrily chases him*