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by feliciate

Me: so has anyone heard of the newest ship?

Edward: are you talking about the J-

Me: no im talking about relationships

Edward: then no

Me: well it has to do with a Kenway-

Connor: why is it always us?

Ezio: it isnt always you, kid

Me: sHUT IT ahem. its about Haytham and Shay...

Connor: WHAT

Haytham: But I have-

Ziio: HE'S MINE

Me: ITS ALRIGHT ZIIO HE IS YOURS LET ME EXPLAIN. Okay, so if Haytham is straight-

Haytham: i thought i am-

Me: and if he was gay, people are now saying Shay is perfect because-

Shay: I know beacause im a templar now haha funny lol whatever you people say now

Me: yup and now the ship is called Shaytham aww

Arno: its alright people ship me with Axeman

Me: actually its kinda a threesome between you, Axeman, and Elise...only sometimes tho

Arno: ...

Edward: haHAHAHA

Ezio: HAHAHAH

Altaïr: lol

Connor: HAHA

Me: im telling you these ships are real tho