Assassin's Creed: Chatroom

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Altaïr: i feel honored that my son is apparently your ipod

Me: well, he's not my main anymore but he was *sniffle* a great member to the family

Altair: are yOU SAYING HE'S DEAD-

Me: NO NO No he's not it's just that i got a new ipod and he's Arno's son

Altaïr: whew im okay with that

Arno: I AM SO FAMOUS YAY

Ezio: didnt you have, like, a phone named after me?

Me: yeah, your son

Edward: how many sons did you have?!?!

Me: well~ here's a list!

Altaïr Jr. - old ipod. still works

Arno Jr. - main ipod

Ezio Jr. - old blackberry phone (he actually died, he broke-)

Ezio: HE DIED!?!?!

Me: hehe, yeahhh, i accidentally dropped him out a window

Ezio: *sweatdrops*

Me: anyways-

Malik Jr. - computer

Leonardo Jr. - pet fish but he died out of old age

So i actually had like 5 sons

Edward: so the kenways didnt have any offsprings

Me: no sorry, its just that those people are the one's that i was mostly obssessed with at those moments- not saying i dont like you guys, i love you, its just that they were the main

Connor: so *sniffle* im not there?

Me: oH CONNOR YOU WILL BE BABY

Shay: *throws alex over shoulder like a sack of potatoes* IM TAKING YOU WITH ME SO YOU'LL START TO LIKE ME AND I'LL HAVE A SON TOOOOO

Every assassins there: NOOOO