Homestuck One Shots

Kankri/Vriska-Smut

"Hey 8la88ermouth." Vriska grinned as Kankri entered the room. Instead of saying anything, Kankri only crossed his arms in response, a brief glare being given toward Vriska.

   "Nicknames like that can really 9ffend s9me9ne, Vriska. Y9u sh9uldn't call s9me9ne names unless they're 9kay with it." Kankri shifted his weight onto his other leg.

"You're right... 8ut I really don't care. You may be right 8ut I'm going to continue either way." She grinned, baring her teeth. She was standing right beside Kankri now, though he said nothing about the sudden closeness of the two trolls.

"Y9u kn9w y9u c9uld really trigger s9me9ne th9ugh. Calling 9thers names c9uld really hurt s9me9ne t99. S9, the pr9per thing t9 d9 is ap9l9gize and st9p." He explained promptly, standing tall and confident like always. As he talked, the whistle jangled around his neck.

   "Yeah yeah, I know. Sorry." She spoke, sarcasm lacing her last words.

       "That was sarcastic. That wasn't a real ap9l9gy, 6ut I guess I'll take it. That's 6etter than n9thin—" Vriska grabbed his ass, a strong grip. Kankri let out an embarrassed noise, swatting at her hand. "Vriska Serket! That is highly inappr9priate." He spoke, his cheeks turning a cherry red. "Let g9 this instant." He insisted, already frantic.

     "Mm, No. I don't really want too." Vriska grinned, groping his ass firmly. She stayed close to him obviously. She pressed him against a wall, his back to her as she grabbed a nice handful of Vantas ass.

      "Vriska I'm seri9us! Let g9." Kankri squirmed under Vriska, trying to get away. Though he didn't use his complete strength to get away.

     Vriska then started to pull off his sweater, small 'Vriska stop's from him, though he didn't actually want her to stop. Kankri was innocent, a saint when it comes to sex and pailing. He's never done it before and he wanted to though he didn't want to disappoint The Signless. He made little resistance as she stripped him and laid him on the floor. She sat in between his legs after stripping down as well.  Vriska left both characters in their underwear, though she wasted no time pulling off Kankri's boxers.

     Kankri put his hands over his face as his bulge hit the air, it squirming against his stomach. Vriska pulled off her own underwear, taking Kankri's bulge in her hand after she pulled off her underwear. Her bulge wrapped around his, swirling around it. She leaned down to kiss him while that was happening.

     Kankri's cheeks were a bright cherry colour, watching their bulges squirm together. He let out small moans and noises, bucking his hips a little. He kissed her back, leaning up slightly. Vriska had chuckled lightly at his reaction. She slid a finger into his nook, slowly thrusting it.
Kankri clenched in surprise, looking down at her hand. Soon he relaxed, letting her do whatever. She's done this before, he hasn't so he wasn't sure what to do. She slid another finger inside, scissoring him. Soon she had all four fingers in his nook, thrusting in and out of him. Thank god for the pre-material that had been dripping out of his nook, otherwise this would've been harder. Kankri was a moaning mess at this point.
Vriska pulled her bulge away and her hand with a few whines in protest from Kankri. After a short while of giving him some time to breathe as he obviously needed it. He was over stimulated at that moment. Once he was at a decent pace for breathing, Vriska positioned herself above Kankri. "Ready?"
   "Ready f9r what?" Kankri you oblivious idiot.
     Vriska answered his question by sliding her bulge into his nook. She let it squirm inside of him. His bulge twitched on his stomach. She grabbed his bulge and started to twine the tip while he started to thrust in and out of him. He moaned quietly, moving underneath her.
"9h g9g, Vriska..." He moaned as her pace began to quicken. Kankri arched his back up, closing his eyes.
   The noises Kankri made pleased Vriska, continuing her actions. She kissed him as she thrusted, small moans and groans coming from her.

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Eventually they both came. It was a mess. Kankri panted, laying his back on the floor.  Vriska stood up stretching quickly. She was also out of breath, though she left to the washroom to grab a bucket and a towel to clean Kankri up with. She set the bucket down, helping Kankri up. "Can you do it 8y yourself?"
     Kankri nodded and did his thing while Vriska cleaned herself off and the floor. Then once she was done she went over to clean the material off of Kankri.

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I know Kankri has his oath on being virgin and whatever, I just thought this would be liked. Anyway, hope you guys like it. Any requests on the next ship?

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