Holy moly I was looking up weird looking words on the urban dictionary and somehow ended up searching for the most random words that I already knew the definition to, here are the definition to some of them.
Irrational fear: Something that scares the living shit out of you that isn't going to kill/hurt/maim you. Just grow a pair, deal with it, and move on. You can thank me later.
Ignore: To not reply by message for over 24hours.
Hoe: Woman or man that fuck anything with two legs.
Wow: Acronym for the game World of Warcraft.
Always: A word that was given true meaning by JK Rowling in the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
Time: Nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once.
People:If you don't know what they are I suggest you get out more.
Earth: God's reality T.V show.
God: Just another celebrity asshole who demands all our attention otherwise he wouldn't exist.
Asshole: your current boss.
Opinion: Immunity to being told your wrong.
Thought: Something that might get you in trouble if uttered aloud.
Humans: the doom of this planet.
I'm not kidding, these are actual definitions that there were for these words
