IM BACK BITCHES. IM IN THE U.S. AGAIN. TRUMP CANT KEEP ME OUT, HE CAN SUCK MY LADY DICK
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California: the state of expensive cars and pretty flowers
So I came to U.S. for Disney, and I'm fuckin hyped.
We were (we being me and my dad and my sisters) in the car, on our way to the hotel from the airport, and we decide to take a break at this bathroom/snacks stop before we get there. I get some chips from the vending machine, and sit down to enjoy the blazing hot sun paired with oddly fresh wind.
Not even 10 minutes pass when this gay couple holding hands walks right by me, one of the gays is cat-walking, and the other is giggling like crazy.
Mind you, before this, I had never seen a real life gay couple i n m y l i f e . So of course I'm staring like an idiot.
CALIFORNIA WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE
Right then and there, I promised myself that when I go to Disney tomorrow, I'm taking all of my lesbian with me, and imma dump it all over the place. Those princesses bout to discover their identities as soon as I step on the territory, just watch
