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Are you a person in particular who is whole heartedly in love with penis? Do you have homosexual tendencies?Well, you're in luck! Today is international no homo day ! You can do the gayest thing & you are still 100% straight! I would smack my homie's ass because he is thicc af. I'd also probably end up ejaculating on his face, still no homo. You see guys, I'm not gay in the slightest! I'm so straight I dyed my hair with the colors of the rainbow. I also carved a yuca root into the shape of a penis & shoved it up my straight friend's ass! Forget women!!Last time I dated one she left me for Ernesto...Fuckind Ernesto!! I hate him & his jalapeño shaped dick. Man, my Ex really likes Hispanic guys. Eh whatever I got my homie's ass tonight. I'm gonna dig in ESKETIT !!!💦💦👅👅

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 10, 2017 ⏰

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