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Part 20: vodka?

"Oh my god!" I run up back to the front of the line of people gathered around this reaper death guy. He has my soul and I plan to have an explanation.
"Where did you find it? How did you even get it?!"
"Well you see-...you guys may wanna take a seat it's kind of a long story." I hurry in and bring the rest with me.

Death, Classic and I are one the sofa. Edge is politely standing to the side while Red is half asleep on the ground. Ink and Sci are sitting on the floor next to us.
"So what happened?" I start up his explanation again.

"Well, I'm literally the grim reaper, o.k.
So I can sense when a caused or purposely  placed death has taken place. But today I was walking around getting some 'killing' work done, but I felt off. Almost as if someone was watching me. I had this sense that it wasn't even where I was, but I just shook it off and went back to work. A few hours passed and I finally tried to find out what it was. I ended up stumbling upon that Lust guy with a human soul the thing is, was that it was upside down and that is no good. When he saw me he asked for a favor, he asked me to 'finish the job'. When I declined though something happened. The soul ended up emitting a F/C glow and he got knocked out. The soul was then starting to change completely but at the time it was dying as well. The heart beat was going absolutely crazy so I called someone that could help. Tori. "

"She fixed the soul up as well as she could but we can't figure out what happened, or more how it's formed change. I have never seen anything like it. It's not like Fowerfell. It's like she is a monster."

"Wait but...what about my powers?"
"Oh those, they should be back in a...well by now a few hours to a day.  It takes time. And here."

Death takes the soul out of the jar.  He chuckles. "I can't touch it...I would kill you."

I absorb my soul. I finally feel whole again.
"Is there anyway now that I can change back."
"I talked to some people on the way here and its that you can't sadly. You can restore some of your human traits like sense to heat and cold but that's about it...." A small ringing sound can be heard. "Sorry guys gotta go...laterz...oh and by the way....fresh is in town." And with that he's gone.
"Who's Fresh?"
Red groans. "A fuckin' weirdo that's who."

I look once more down at my hands. My cloths are baggy and I'm kinda bothered. Yeah they were already baggy but now it's just a joke.
"I'm going to put cloths on that actually fit hold on a sec." I run up stairs quickly. My bones rattle quietly with each step. I realized too that I can infinitely crack my knuckles which is cool. I dig through my clothes until I find cloths from when I still worked at the lab. It's a pair of jeans which got me worried because I'm pretty much made of all bones but there're kind of like Egde's pants. I'm bummed I can't wear my normal cloths but eh. We're in a time of action.

"YO PHEEBS! Yah got a jacket I can wear!" She runs up the status at the speed of light. I hear a knock at the door.
"Yeah but this is my small one is that okay?"
"Yeah they should be good!" She throws me a F/C long sleeve....crop top sweater? What is she hinting at? This isn't even what I asked for, I should've realized something was off when she said 'small'.

Oh well I don't have time. I quickly put it on with my shoes and make sure I'm actually presentable, and so I can check my health quickly. 5/20...healing. I look in the mirror.

Oh my god....the shirt only covers the top of my ribcage. The rest is just spine, I'm gonna get her back for this.

I run down stairs.

"Let's go! We gotta tell the others what's goin on!"

Phoebe starts squealing like a maniac, while the other avoid eye contact. Edge just looks....pissed?

"Come on you pansies I need someone to teleport and I call shotgun."

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"First on the list is G." Ink says while we arrive at the house. Phoebe's dying in the corner from cold, I see that red gave her his jacket.

I knock on the door....there's a minutes wait.

It opens.

He stands in the door way just staring at the guys and then back down at me. He slams the door shut. I turn and face them.
"What's wrong worth 'em?"
Error shrugs.
The door opens again and he's now holding an entire bottle of vodka, he takes a swig.
G clears his throat.

"Let's get this show on the road bitches."

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