.. The new au .. Sans AU x female AU reader

Chapter 10: Wanna smoke?

The place was covered, and when I mean covered I mean new paint job covered in raw hamburger everywhere with sprinkles of cheese every so often. I look a bit forward to be met socket-to-socket with a super happy blue with a taco shell in hand

"HEY Y/N,DID YOU COME TO SEE MY AMAZING AND WONDROUS COOKING SKILLS?!" Blue says bouncing up and down. "Umm...yeah, I smelt something good and wanted to come check it out" I lean against a counter taking more of the scenery.

The oven was chard black from the inside out, the ceiling fan was covered in.... Sour cream? "GREAT! LETS START RIGHT AWAY!"  He grabs my boney hand and leads me to the fire hazard they call a stove.

"Sooo... What do we start with? Meat, heat up the taco shells?" "FIRST IM GOING TO CALL MY FRIEND AND COOKING PARTNER/TRAINER!" He runs to an old phone connected to the wall and only dials 2 numbers.  I can hear someone yelling from ge other line. "GREAT! SEE YOU THEN ALPHYS!" He hangs up the phone and runs towards me.

"MY FIREND ALPHYS WILL BE HERE SOON! SHE SAYS THAT SHE IS EXITED TO MEET YOU!"
"Sweet, hey, what will you tell her when she asks how we know each other?"
"I TELL THEM THAT YOU ARE MY SISTER THAT MOVED HERE FROM WATERFALL! AND THAT YOUR NAME IS SWITCH!"
"Cool but why do you guys call me that?"
"BECAUSE THE SANS AND I ALL HAVE NICK NAMES BESIDES CLASSIC! AND WE THOUGHT WHY NOT CALL YOU SWITCH IT....fits you quite well!" His voice got a little lower and instead of his normal big starts, they mellowed out into soft eye lights and a small shade of baby blue appeared on his cheeks.

*KNOCK KNOCK*
"Hey punk let me in!" I hear a faint yell from outside and before someone could get to the door, a yellow dinosaur crashes through the window in the kitchen.
"Never mind!"

She walks up to me and blue and held her hand out towards me

"Hey punk! You must be switch, I'm alphys head of the royal guard."

I go to grab her hand and she puts me in a head lock. I hold her arm and teleport out of her grasp and grab her from behind and try to flip her onto the ground but she was fast and stood up shaking me off.
"Nice skills ya' got there." I say back leaning on the counter once more giving the sky sans smile. 
"Same to you punk" she chuckles heartedly
She stands back and looks at me and blue

"Ivan really see the resemblance in you to, it's almost scary."
"YEAH! BUT SHE ACTS MORE LIKE PAPYRUS THAN ANYONE I KNOW!"
"E'yyy come on you know I'm just bone tired all the time, it's hard coming up with these sweet puns all the time." I wink
I hear blue grain as well as alphys
"Oh my god.." She faces him fully now
"Exactly like papyrus." She laughs

"LETS GET COOKING!!!" She yells grabbing pans and throwing them around

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3 1/2 hours later

I exit the kitchen m grey shirt stained with meet and grease. I see pap still there and plop down.
"How in the great starts above are they still cooking?" I lean back and place my left foot over my left leg.
"Eh Don't know. Wanna smoke?" He hands me a cigarette packet.

I haven't smoke in almost a week and it was gettin to me now.

"Yeah I could go for a cig'"
We head outside to the front porch and stand at the edge of the railing looking out at the town passing by. The snow falling not so hard today.
I placed the cigarette between my teeth. I look through my pockets on my pants and didn't have a lighter.
"Hey you got a lighter?"
"Nah, you got magic?"
"Yeah?"
"Focus your magic on the end of the cigarette. Then poof a flame. It's not as good as a monster that focuses on fire magic but it works." I take it out of my teeth and look at it. My finger tips become F/C and I point it at the end of it. It glows the color of my magic and smoke comes out.

I take a puff.
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Hey! So I'm always updating a cleaning these chapter to make them as crisps as they can. I know the first few of you will find some but stay with me and take a look later
Love
~ your fellow trash bag