Part 21: in the flesh

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"Okay....G put down the vodka. I don't knqw how but your already slurring." I reach for the bottle but he takes a sip....I can't reach with my shirt arms.

"Nah~ I'm good Y/N. Now what in the world did lust do to you?"'he puts a hand on his face. "He got someone to change my soul into a monster one, we don't know how to change it and we probably can't. Soooo we're going to gather some guys and we're going to find skelefuck....ya in?"

G chuckles "What did you not get by 'show on the road bitches?' ."

I hear Ink call out from the group."Then let's go! We gotta get to swap next, G!"

I take him by the arm and head towards the portal ink opened. Before G can do anything I quickly grab the vodka and throw it in the woods.
"Wha- No!.....come on that was my last one..."
"Nope we need ya' to be sober man." We jump through and get taken to underswap.

The colors are moving around us while G's pouting in the corner. I lightly punch his arm.

"Lighten up dude, we're doin somethin' cool!".
Red speaks up. "Yeah G were gonna go punch that purple freak in the face."
"And we're here!" I fall onto to the snow. I finally land on my feet.
"I-I-it's so c-cold everywhere."
"Eh, your just....
"Chilled to the bone!"
We all say in sync...except for ink and edge. They just groan.
"Oh come on guys, I now have a perfect excuse for skeleton puns....oh yeah!" We teleported just my the shed. I run up to the house and knock. There's small little steps followed by bigger largely paced ones. They open the door.
"I told ya gouts already, I do t have any monster can-....Switch? Is that you?" A tooth pick falls out of his mouth.
"In the flesh"
"SWTICH!"
"Hey blue. We need your help guys."
"Yeah we'll help you with what ever ya' need but----what happened?"
"Well Lust changed my soul and that's what I need your help with. We need to find him as quick as possible so were gatherin some people. Ya down, slim?"

"Yeah. And I think he is too." He points down and I see blues eye sockets are the size of grapefruits and he's bouncing up and down."

"LETS GET HIM!"

"Roll out guys! Who's next?"

"Swapfell..."

Aw shit naw
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