Guns and harpoons 【tomtord】

Chapter 4

Tord lies on his air mattress, miserably. It would be impossible for Tom to forgive me. I bet if I even show my face in front of his door he'll probably shot my face off before I can explain! The moon light shined from a window, lighting up the room a bit. Maybe I should try to convince that new neighbor to make Tom forgive me? But what good would that do? Tord sighs. Maybe... He'll listen? Maybe if I gave him Smirnoff he'll listen?

A loud noise interrupted Tords thoughts. It was coming from Toms place. What's that drunk piece of shit doing now? Tord gets off his bed and continues to listen to the tv. He's probably watching The Children or something.

A voice started yelling, female. The voice was slightly drowned out by the tv. Sounded like she was telling him to turn it down. Yet, the volume stayed as it is. Tord closes his eye and covers his face with a pillow, slowly drifting asleep.

*Toms POV*

I dropped an empty bottle of Smirnoff onto the floor, while grabbing a new bottle. How many bottles had I drank so far? Probably 3, this would be my 4th one.

The room I was in looked as if it was spinning around me. Everything was blurred. I wobbled on the floor, trying to find something on the floor for some reason. The first thing I grabbed was a remote. "Tv... *Hic* Remote." I slurred out, pressing the power button. The tv turns on, sounded a bit too quiet, so I cranked up the volume. I stopped when the volume stopped at 89. "Better." I mumbled.

I started to hiccup more often as I drank more. Suddenly there were loud noises, like someone was banging on the wall. Those noises echoed in my ears. "TURN THAT SHIT DOWN!" A voice screamed. The voice echoed inside my head, but nothing clicked, I just sat there.

I started to sober up a bit as time passed. Then someone knocked on my door. I turned my attention to that door, and wobbled over to it.

I reached my hand over to the door handle, trying to get a hold of it. Once I did I opened the door to a girl. "Excuse me but can you turn your TV volume down? There are people here trying to sleep!" She asks. I shrugged and shut the door on her. Walked over to where my Tv was, then shut it off. I realized that I've dropped my bottle of the floor. And I stepped on broken glass. "fuck." I mumbled. Stumbling, I feel onto my couch and passed out.

*Time skipping to morning, brought to you by bacon*

*No ones POV*

Tord wakes up, his pillow on the floor, and one of his pistols, also on the floor. Shit, I must've forgot to put them away. Tord grabs his other pistol and the one on the floor and puts them on the couch. Sizzle. The great sound of bacon being made. Tord leaves his bed and goes over to the small kitchen.

"Bacon?" Tord asks. Edd nods. Tord sat on the table just waiting for his food to be served. Once Edd was done making the bacon and Pancakes, he casually sits down on his chair and starts eating. Tord looks at Edd, annoyed. "What?" Edd asks. Tord sighs and gets his food himself.

"We should go over at Toms today." Edd suggests. Tord almost chokes on his food. "Today?!" Edd nods. Tord groans. This is never going to work... "we'll leave when we're done eating." Tord nods.

While eating, they talked about what they've been going for the past year. Pretty interesting stuff happened. Once they finished eating Tord gets up from his chair and puts his plate in the sink. "Ok let's go." Edd says, throwing his plate in the sink. Edd grabs himself a can of Cola just before leaving. Tord sighs, and followed Edd out the door. Since Toms room wasn't that far from Edds, it was probably a 30 second walk. Edd knock on Toms door. They patiently waited for Tom to open his door, Tord fiddled with his fingers while waiting.

Tom answers the door. He scuffs as he sees Tord. "What do you want now?" He growls. "Look Tom, I know you hate me and all, but let's put our past behind and-" "if you're asking forgiveness from me, no, I will not or ever, forgive a killer like YOU!" Tom interrupts. "Tom!" Edd almost yells. "Why can't you just forget about everything that happened in the past?" While Edd continues the lecture him. Tord notices Toms changed impression. He knows that look from anywhere. And he quickly faced me. Tord quickly backs away from Tom just before he could get the chance to puke on him. "Agh! Sick!" Edd complains. "What the hell!" Tord yells. "Have you been drinking last night?" Edd asks, a bit angered and annoyed. "It's none of your concern." Tom mumbled. "You tried to puke on me!" Tord yells at Tom. Tom shrugs. "Too bad I missed, I bet the puke would've made you look less ugly." Tord growled and punched Tom right at his stomach. Tom hugs his stomach and whipped his head at Tord. Tom lunges at Tord, sending both of them on the floor. "Guys!" Edd said, annoyed.

A door behind Edd swings open. Edd turns around and saw the new neighbor. She wore a black hoodie with BTS on it with her hood up, and wore some black shorts, she also had long black hair. She walks over to the two boys and yanks both of them up by the ear, and quickly punches their stomach. "If you guys disturb me from my sleep one more time, I'll rip out your fucking vocal cords out!" She threatened. "I'll like to see you try." Tord chuckled, making a huge mistake. The girl suddenly kicks Tord in the balls. Tord falls on the floor, groaning in pain. Tom starts to laugh, but while laughing he vomits. But luckily for Tord, it wasn't on him. The girl leaves the guys back to her room, slamming her door pretty hard. "Koreaboos..." he mumbles.

Edd looks down at the two. Tom, with puke drooling down his mouth, and Tord in pain. "This is going to take awhile..." Edd sighs. "I think our new neighbor and I would make great friends! Would you agree, Tord?" Tom snickers. "Fuck you." Tord growls. "Here we go again." Edd sighs.

"Tom just forgive Tord already so we can't get this over with! I want to get another can of cola!" Edd complains. Tom narrows his eyes. "If it keeps him away from me then fine, my hangover is just getting worse the more I hear you guys talk." Tom looks at Tord. "Tord, I fo-" Tom seems to be choking on his own words. "I for-" Tord sighs. "Just say it so we can get it ov-" "I FORGIVE you!" Tom said, with a louder tone. Edd smiles. "Great! Now maybe later today we could all meet our new neighbor too! To make her feel more welcomed!" Tom smiles and looks over at Tord. "Yeah! And maybe we can see her beat up Tord some more!" Tord narrows his eyes at him. "Shut up!"

Eyyy, it didn't take me 4 months to update this time!! Anyways, it's almost 2018! Heard that Eddsworld gonna continue in January!

And yes I added my OC in this story .-.