Guns and harpoons 【tomtord】

Chapter 5

It was the next day, 12:04. Tord was hiding in a closet reading a new hentai magazine. Matt was over at Edds today to make some chocolate chip cookies. "Tord! Can you help us out over here!" Edd asks. Tord rolled his eyes. "You can do it yourselves!" He said. "Please!" Edd begged.

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"Fine..." Tord given up. He zipped up his pants and left the closet. "What do you want me to do?" Tord sighs. Edd looks and notices that Tord was holding one of his Hentai magazines. "Well, first of all, go wash your hands!" Demanded Edd. Tord rolls his eyes, stuffing his magazine in his pocket and washed his hands.

"Now what?" He asks. "I need you to mix the dough, make sure it looks like actual cookie dough." Edd says while putting all the used stuff in the sink. Matt puts away all the ingredients away in the cabinets and heads over to the living room, while Tord mixes the ingredients. It wasn't long once the ingredients were all mixed up. "Ok I'm done." Tord said. "Ok, and can you but them on the pan for us please?" Edd asks. Tord sighs. "Why can't you guys do this yourselves?" Tord asks irritated. "Because we're watching The Children!" Edd replies. Tord rolls his eyes again and started to place the dough on the pan. "Oh yeah, make sure there are 20 cookies!"

>10 minutes later<

"The cookies are done!" Tord calls, while taking the pan out of the oven. "That's great!" Edd said, not really giving a damn. Tord looks at the cookies while they cooled off. Then his stomach growls. He shrugs. I mean, the cookies are probably going to fall apart if I were to take one right now, but it's food! Tord went to go get a fork, and used it to gently lift a cookie off the tin foil which covered the pan. Once he successfully got a Cookie, he places it on the paper napkin. Tord looks at the cookie and licks his lips, and devours the whole cookie. Yum. Tord thought.

After awhile, the cookies were cooked off, still a bit hot, but cool enough to not break in pieces. Edd comes in the kitchen and grabs 4 ziplock  bags, writing down names on each one of them. Edd, Matt, Tom and ????. "Am I not getting one?" Tord asks. Edd shook his head. "Oh no, we're sharing ours!" Edd corrected. Tord nods and watched Edd put 5 cookies in each bag, except for his. "I though we had enough for 20?" Edd asks. Tord shrugs, not going to admit that he ate one of the cookies. "Maybe you must've missed counted." Edd guesses.

"Come on Matt, Tord, let's go get Tom!" Edd said, about to leave the apartment. Matt grabs his bag and ????, and Tord grabs Toms. Leaving the apartment, we went over to Tom first. Edd knocks on his door and waited patiently for him to answer the door.

Tom answers the door shortly and takes his cookies. While Tom was about to shut his door, Edd puts his foot on the door before he could close. "Come on, let's go meet our new neighbor!" Edd tries to encourage. Tom, looking tired as usual looks over at Tord. A small smile formed on his lips, but he quickly frowned back to his usual state. "Fine..." he sighs. Heading over to the new neighbors apartment, Tom puts his foot informer of Tord hoping that he'll fall right on the door. Instead of that, Tord holds onto Tom, making them both hit their heads on the door. "Shit!" Tom rubs his head.

Toms cookies unfortunately didn't make it and are now crushed...

Rest in pieces Toms cookies...

The door behind them opens slightly, with the same girl from yesterday peering out. "Hi we're your neighbors!" Edd says with a welcoming voice. The girl looks at them, and gave them a small wave. It was silent. "We got cookies!" Matt said, breaking the silence. The girl opens her door wider, and looks at the two boys still on the floor. Tord was still hugging Tom and Tom, oblivious of what's going on. "Umm... Hi?" The girl says, looking back up at the 2 boys. Tom looks over to his side, now looking at Tord, his eyes widen from realization. Tom gets up and pushes Tord off him. Tord stayed on the floor, looking at Tom before getting back up on his own.

"So let us introduce ourselves!" Edd says. "I'm Edd!" After when Edd introduces himself, Matt gives the girl her cookies. "I'm Matt!" Tom takes a sip from his flask that seemed to come out from nowhere. "I'm Tom." Tom said. "And I'm Tord..." Tord said, narrowing his eyes at her. "Well I'm Coco." she introduces herself. "And uh, sorry about yesterday, I just really hate it when people interrupt my sleep, especially when my sleeping schedule is all screwed up..." Coco apologizes, looking at Tord and Tom. Tom shakes his head. "Don't mention it, it's nice to see someone else beat up Tord." Tord felt his blood boil. "Oh, well. Come in if you want!" Coco said, opening the door more. The boys go inside individually.

The boys looked around in awe, as they saw how the room was already fully decorated when she only just moved in two days ago. "You did all this?" Tom asks. Coco nods. "Yep!" Matt looked pretty bored with it. "Eh it's ok, this place needs more pictures of me though." Matt said. Edd elbows Matt. "Don't be rude Matt." Edd said. Coco shakes her head. "Oh no that's fine, it's nice to hear other peoples opinions."

Coco sits on her couch and starts eating the cookies. Tord looks around the living room and notices a burnt smell. "Are you cooking anyth-" Before Tord could finish his sentence, Coco runs to the kitchen. "Dammit!" Coco said, kicking the oven. Coco takes out burnt little circles out of the oven and puts the pan on the oven after turning it off.

Coco comes back into the living room, looking annoyed. "Sorry, I was making macaroons, another fail..." Coco sighs, throwing herself into the couch. "But you guys can leave if you want to, there's really nothing interesting here so..." "actually, I was wondering if our friend Tord could stay here since we don't have another room in our apartments, or not willing to let him stay." Edd looks at Tom. Coco thinks for a minute. "Well a new roommate would be nice, say uh which one of you is Tord?" Tord raises his hand. "Oh..." Coco sighs. "But isn't he staying at one of yours? I'm sure he can stay there?" Coco asks. "Well yeah, but I don't want a mattress taking up my whole living room, and Tom is just... Tom..." Edd said. Coco sighs and looks out a window that's only a couple feet away. "Maybe, I just need to settle in for a little longer, then maybe I'll let him stay." Coco said. "But uh, I need to get some things done today so maybe I'll see you guys later." Edd nods. "Thats ok! Well, come over to my apartment sometime once you decide!" The boys followed Edd out, leaving Coco.

Once the door closes Coco sighs. Found him...

When they were out of her apartment Tord realizes that she has been wearing her hood over her head since yesterday. Weird.

Edd thought it would be a great idea to go out and eat somewhere. They went out in their red car that has been with them since the very beginning. "Where we going?" Matt asks. "Well, I was thinking that we could go check out that we could go to Denny's." Edd suggests. "I haven't been at Denny's for a long time." Tord said, staring out the window. "Well we're going to Denny's then!" Edd said, smiling.

Now parking at the parking lot, the gang heads over to Denny's. There was a long line, the line was almost long enough that they would be outside. "Welp, we should've went to McDonald's." Tom sighs. "You never suggested it Tom." Edd said, with an annoyed tone. "Besides either way, there would still be a line..."

Time has passed, they were finally able to get a table and order food. Lucky for them, it was the last table they had opened. "Who knew Denny's could be this busy." Tord said, looking at all the people around. "Well its a restaurant, what else could you expect?" Tom said, looking at the desserts they had. Tom and Tord were sitting across from each other. Tord looks at Tom growling a bit. Edd notices the tension between the two and said something. "Come on guys, this is a restaurant for crying out loud!" Tord sighs, looking at the menu. Tord felt uncomfortable for some reason. He looks up from his menu and saw Toms head quickly go down to his menu. Was he looking at me? Tord thought. He then looks back down at his own menu. I bet he was calling me a commie, or other things he wish he could say to me, if we weren't in a restaurant.

*Toms pov.*

That was close...