HEYOOO
My Potato Nation.
If you are in High School or in college.
All of your innocent dies in the inside.
Mainly from other people, fake friends, homework, the decision they force upon to pick a job till you die, teachers.
OHHH
BUT FINALS
WILL KILL YOU
How would I know?
Cause I been there. Done that. Ready to dropout out of High School and become a stripper.
However, the same time I can't.
Cause I can't dance, and everything on me jiggles.
For all the Potatoes who ever had finals at some point have this feeling of dropping out and become a stripper. You'll be lying if you said you didn't.
At least you Potatoes who will have their finals for the first time, won't be an hour late. From transportation, heavy rain, hand wind that sound like a pack of firetrucks in a result of looking like you tried to save Jack from freezing to death.
If it's like any of that or mange to be worse.
Then Blesse your poor Potato soul.
***
Remember that dude Logan. The one with three girlfriends. Yeah that one.
Turns out he's trying to brake up with two of them, but one of them is suicidal. So he has to be careful. Next I know he's talking about how he's trying to have another girlfriend.
Logan starts telling me, "I been rejecting girls right to left."
Them I'm like, "WHAT?"
"Yeah, girls are hitting on me; I have to let them down."
So I was shook..
SIDENOTE: NOTHING RELLEVENT JUST WANTED TO SAY
I smacked Logan with an Arizona bottle on his lower back. Drew thought I smack Logan's butt with it. Logan said I didn't just hit his lower back, as well said it would of been too kinky for me to do so.
Immediately I say, "Ptffs. No it's not."
End of Story.
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