Hey Potato Nation.
It's been awhile.
But it doesn't matter.
Cause I got some shit to say.
Have you ever meet someone, you just look at them and think;
"You don't look like you'll cheat."
Then you actually get to know the person and they are one of the biggest fuck boi/gurl you have ever meet. And you think about all the other open fuck boi/gurls are nothing to compare what you just found out about the low-key one.
So ya Sister Potato got a min-story.
I go to Robotics Club every Tuesday & Friday.
And there's this dude I'm friends with (I'm gonna call him Logan) and if your remember my other Potato friend, Drew.
Recently I found out Logan, had a girlfriend.
I was shocked but at the same time. I wasn't.
Here's why: Since last year, Logan is strangely attractive but at the same time he's not. Then he can be really nice, but a douche at the same time. Ohhhh, and his brains!
Idk why, but if you're smart. It's a turn on for me.
As well, compare to a 5'' 1/4 Potato, self, he is tall! Like at least 6ft tall with a nice lean body.
But there's his voice, all cranky and face covered with acne. Like hella bad. It's to a point you're thinking;
"Do you not know how to put soap on your face, then rinse it with water?"
But some how, possibly with black magic & height,
I'm drawn to him.
It's so weird.
So once I found out he had a girlfriend. I saw her as his home screen. My first thought;
"Oh she's really pretty!"
Second;
"How the hell did he hit that, tho?"
Then me being me. I started teasing him on how the hell he got a girl like that. Next I found out he had exs. Blew me away.
Then Drew started talking about how all Logan's girlfriends are hot. All three of them.
Then there's me thinking,
"How the hell did he get one?"
Can someone explain to me why the hell that made him for attractive.
It's a dick move, I know that.
But at the same time, he exposed his bad boy side. And I'm really into cute dorks, some I'm like.
"Could I trap that white boy's ass?"
Is anyone else dealing with this, like for real.
Why am I attracted to things that aren't good for me.
The only thing I can think of, is because it's bad, and the thought I not supposed to have it. But I get it anyway only to regret it later in life. Like a butterfly tattoo on your lower back, or in general any butterfly tattoo is just plain bad.
It's just a Strange Attraction.
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