Sorry I wasn't able to do the HP chap, something came up. I'll try and do something not so half assed tomorrow ;~;
Song for this chapter: Nine In The Afternoon
Richie: Awww Ed's, I heard you have a crush on me! Tis' that true?
Eddie: We're married, dumbass.
Richie: . . .
Richie: So do you?
tHIS SUCKS
Richie: Eds.
Richie: Eds.
Richie: Eds.
Richie: Eds.
Eddie: WHAT
Eddie: ITS LIKE THREE IN THE MORNING
Richie: G'Morning
Eddie: Go
It's SO HALF ASSED hhH
Richie: I guess you could say I had you gasping for breath!
Eddie: First of all, that was my asthma.
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Eddie: Hi.
Richie: That's a slur
Eddie: WHY IS IT SO HARD TO BE NICE TO YOU
This sucked
I got some idears from Tumblr so yeah
I'll try to do a not crappy chapter tomorrow
~ ThatBiGemini
YOU ARE READING
Pretty. Odd. ~ Reddie Oneshots
Aléatoire"If you want to start a fight, you better throw the first punch; make it a good one. If you wanna make it through the night, you better say my name right; The Good, The Bad, And The Dirty." Are you Reddie for some shitty one shots??
