((Lmao it's fun seeing Joey pretend to be straight))
((13-14))
TS: Collar Full - P!ATD, cover by Joey Graceffa
"If your gonna be the death of me, that's how I wanna go!!"
• R •
I SAT IN MY SEAT, waiting. Our Chem teacher was assigning us new partners for the semester. A table across from me, sat Eddie, my childhood friend. I always felt better around Eddie, happier, I guess. Bill said maybe I like like him. But that's wrong. Me being gay would just get me into more trouble with Henry Bowers.
Besides, I'm about 99 percent sure that Eddie's as straight as a board. I caught myself staring at him, as the teacher snapped his fingers.
"Alright, Class, I'm paring you with your new partners." I mentally moaned inside my head.
After about 20 minutes of the teachers monotone voice ringing through the classroom, he called my name.
"Richard Tozier and Edward Kaspbrak."
I looked over my shoulder to see Eddie staring at his desk, possibly grimacing at his name. I trotted over there, slapping a hand down on the desk.
"Pip pip and tally ho, Eds! Get a grip!"
I yelled, shaking his shoulder.
"Eddie."
"Sure. My house at seven?" (ITS GOES WITH THE FHUKING SONG MK LMAO((laugh my **arm** off)) )
"Okay."
"Oh show me your love, your love, your love! Cause there's always time for second chances I don't wanna know, if your gonna be the death of me that's how I wanna go!"
***
• E •
I WALKED DOWN THE BLOCK to Richie's house, already feeling rain. Dammit. I should've brought a sweater. I thought, mentally scolding myself for wearing nothing but a salmon polo and jeans. By the time I had gotten to Richie's street, I was soaked. I knocked on the door, drips of water down my face.
"Hiya, Eds! What happened to you??"
"Rain."
"Lemme get you a sweater."
"No, it's fine."
"Let me get you a sweater." Richie repeated, walking off, Eddie waiting in the doorway. Richie came back a minute later with a light blue sweater. "Come in! Your gonna get hypothermia." Richie said, moving so Eddie could enter.
"Thanks for the sweater."
"Yep. Put it on!"
"Hey! Stranger, I want ya, to catch me like a cold. - Hurricane, P!ATD"
• R •
I WAITED AS EDDIE PULLED the sweater over his polo. I squealed as I saw the sweater on Eddie, it reached down to his thighs and completely covered his hands.
"Cute, Cute, Cute!" I said, lifting him on the ground.
"Richie!"
"Eds!"
I set him back on the ground, him punching my shoulder. I held my hand to my chest, leaning down.
"Oh my god, I am so hurt! You dare punch me?" I exclaimed, pinching Eddie's cheeks.
"You better stop it, asshole!"
"Calm down, Eds! Live a little!"
"Well, we need to get working on the project or we'll fail."
"Pssh, there's still like— two days left to do it!"(middle school teacher be like)
"Exactly. Two. That's not a lot of time."
"Fine."
• 15 Minutes Later •(Rest in spaghetti time)
• E •
FINALLY, WE STARTED WORKING, AND got past our constant bickering. Don't take it the wrong way, I love spending time with Richie. But some things just need to get done. A few minutes later I had to go.
"So long, Spaghetti!" Richie exclaimed.
"Don't call me that!"
Before I walked out the door I took off Richie's sweater and handed it to him.
"Here."
"No, you keep it. It's pouring out there."
"You sure?"
"Yeah."
"Thanks, Richie."
"Anything for my Eds!"
I smiled and shook my head, walking out the doorway.
"Eds!"
"What?"
"You forgot something."
"I don't think I did. ."
Richie leaned down and pecked my cheek before walking in, then he turned.
"Love ya, Eds!"
"Love ya too."
Lmao I had no idea how to do that ending lol
I'mma do a thing for fun
So my keyboard comes up with things it thinks I'm gonna type lol so I'mma do that down here |
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The Losers has always been my best friend ever since I was a kid I love him so much and I cannot is the way I can do it for me and my mom and I know he doesn't know what I mean but he is so much better than me and I know he was always with me and my friend and I was always with him and he was always with me and my friend and I was like oh my god he was always so beautiful and I love him
Lmaoo I cringed
So that's what my keyboard has to say
Do it in the chat if you want I wonder what your keyboard comes up with lmaooo
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Pretty. Odd. ~ Reddie Oneshots
De Todo"If you want to start a fight, you better throw the first punch; make it a good one. If you wanna make it through the night, you better say my name right; The Good, The Bad, And The Dirty." Are you Reddie for some shitty one shots??
