Modern day outsiders chat group (OFENSIVE)

Part 9

Johnny: Good morning poyboy.

Ponyboy: good morning.

Johnny: Can I come over.

Ponyboy: You know you don't have to ask.

Johnny: Ok thanks.

Ponyboy: Your parents going at it again.

Johnny: Yeah it sounds like they are wrestling in their room.

Ponyboy: Ok.

Dally: They are having sex.

Johnny: What is sex?

Darry: SOMETHING YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT!

Johnny: Oh ok.

Sodapop: Guys...

Darry: What is it?

Sodapop: Sandy's pregnant.

Ponyboy: I'm an uncle YAY!

Darry: Congrats.

Sodapop: that's not a good thing.

Sally: What why?

Sodapop: The baby's not mine.

Two-Bit: That fucking slut.

Dally: Where she at.

Sodapop: She moved to Florida as soon as she found out.

Johnny: She's nothing but a slut bros before hoes.

Darry: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU LEARN THAT FROM.

Johnny: Dally.

Darry: DALLY WHAT DID I SAY!

Dally: What's up with you ya wanna catch these hands.

Darry: LETS GO NIGGA MEET ME AT THE MCDONALDS IN AN HOUR!

An hour later.

Johnny: Let the eating competition begin.

Darry filled up on one Big Mac and Dally ate two the winner is Dally.

Darry: THIS SHIT IS NASTY WENDYS IS BETTER!

Dally: THE FUCK YOU MEAN MCDONALDS IS THE BEST.

Manager: You all need to leave we have a no shirt no service policy.

Dally: But you served us and I barely wear a shirt.

Manager: Just get out.

Johnny: C'mon let's go.

Dally: Fine.