Johnny: WASSUP FUCKERS!!!!!!
Darrel: JOHNNY WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
Steve: Wow.
Dallas: omfg lol.
Ponyboy: lol.
Sodapop: HA HA HA HA HA! *Sodapop rolls on the floor laughing*
Two-Bit: Johnny did you take my vodicka?
Johnny: Yep. :)
Darrel: Johnny where are you?
Johnny: IN YOUR MOMS PUSS HOLE!!!!!!
Dallas: Damn and your moms dead.
Two-Bit: ROASTED!!!
Darrel, Ponyboy, and Sodapop leaves the chat.
Johnny: What a bunch of fuck tards.
Steve: Johnny you fucked up big time.
Johnny: Like how I fucked your mom.
Steve: LISTEN HER YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!
Dallas: ONLY I CAN CALL HIM A LITTLE SHIT!
Steve: DALLY I DONT FUCKING CARE !!!AND JOHNNY YOU BETTER RUN BEFORE I COME OVER THERE!
Steve leaves the chat.
Dallas: Oh shit.
Two-Bit: I'm going to take Johnny's phone and hide him.
Dallas: Ok.
Two-Bit and Johnny leaves the chat.
1 hour later at Ponyboy's house (out of the chat)
Darrel: *Cries* I didn't mean to kill my gold fish as a kid it just slipped.
Two-Bit walks in.
Two-Bit: And everyone is drunk... PERFECT!!!
Johnny: Fucking cry baby lookin ass Mr. I fucking killed my gold fish lookin ass.
Sodapop: Hey good lookin.
Two-Bit: Soda... That's a lamp.
Sodapop: *gasp* you just offended her.
Dallas: Give me a hug. *Hugs Johnny*
Johnny: GET THIS FUCKER OFF OF ME!!!
Two-Bit sees PonyBoy passed out on the floor with Steve yelling at him.
Steve: WHAT DID YOU FUCKIN SAY TO ME!
Ponyboy: *Snores*
Steve: You mother fucker!
Johnny: THERE ARE SIX OF YOU ASSHOLES IN HER COME AND GET THIS FUCKER OFF OF ME NOW BEFORE A NIGGA GET STABED!!!
Dallas: Hugs!
Two-Bit: Ok Dally get off.
Two-Bit pulls Dally off of Johnny.
Two-Bit: Well if Horseboy is passed out I might as well pass out to.
Two-Bit passes out.
The next morning.
Everyone wakes up.
Johnny: Ugh my head... What happened last night.
Two-Bit: well this happened.
Two-Bit tells everyone what happened.
Johnny: I thought it was sprite, Darry I'm so sorry I didn't mean to say those things about you.
Darrel: Its ok, I didn't know I got so emotional when I'm drunk.
Sodapop: EW I MADE OUT WITH A LAMP!
Dallas: EWW I HUGGED PEOPLE!
Steve: Meh that's normal.
Ponyboy: I didn't remember shit.
Darrel: YOUR GROUNDED!
Ponyboy: DAMN IT!
Darrel: TWO WEEKS!
Ponyboy: OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Darrel: THREE WEEKS!
Ponyboy: UGH!
YOU ARE READING
Modern day outsiders chat group (OFENSIVE)
HumorIf Ponyboy,Sodapop,Darry,Dally,Two-Bit,Steave,and Johnny was in a modern day chat group. INCOMPLETE.
