Modern day outsiders chat group (OFENSIVE)

Part 8

Darrel opens the door.

Darrel: Hey Johnny, hey Dally.

Johnny: Hi!

Dallas: Sup Can we come in now its cold out here.

Darrel: Sure Dall-ass.

Two-Bit: Good one.

Johnny: Two-Bit I didn't now you were here.

Two-Bit: I been here.

Johnny: Oh ok. Soda i have your sugar!

Sodapop: Thank you.

Johnny: No problem.

Sodapop: Wanna help me make some cake

Johnny: Yeah!

Sodapop: Step1: grab an eg

Johnny: Ok.

Sodapop: Step 2: slam egg into bowl.

Johnny: Um ok.

Sodapop: Step 3: throw random stuff in there that you think sould be in a cake.

Johnny: Alright.

Sodapop: Step 4: put it in the oven.

An hour later.

Sodapop: Step 5: give the cake to dally

Johnny: Do you think he will like it?

Sodapop: Of course he will.

Johnny: Dally here you go Soda told me what to put in it.

Dallas: Thanks kid.

Dallas takes a bite of the cake.

Dallas: Soda.

Sodapop: Yes?

Dallas: Can i talk to you in private?

Sodapop: Yeah sure.

they exit the room.

Dallas: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TELL JOHNNY TO PUT IN THE DAMN CAKE.

Sodapop: eggs and random shit.

Dallas: YOUR LUCKY JOHNNY IS HERE IF HE WASNT I WOULD KICK YOUR ASS.

Sodapop: Heh heh um... Bye.