Darry: Rise and shine boy's!
Johnny: Why?
Darry: The rumbles is an hour.
Ponyboy: I forgot about that.
Sodapop: Why does it have to be so early?
Darry: I don't know ask Tim.
Johnny: Does Dally, Two-Bit, and Steve know?
Darry: yeah.
An hour later at the lot.
Tim: what's takin them so long the Soc's are almost here?
Curly: I don't know... Wait I think I see them.
Steve: Sorry we're late Two-Bit had to finish an episode of Micky Mouse.
Tim: Oh.
Johnny: I see the Soc's!
Bob: Sup white trash.
Darry: Shut up so we can finish this.
Two-Bit: Yeah I'm late for Micky Mouse.
Darry: Will you shut the fuck up.
Two-Bit: ...
Darry: Thank you.
Bob: Let's start.
The rumble begins Johnny and Ponyboy attack Bob while the other Greasers and Soc's attack who ever they want this go's on for 5 minutes.The Greasers won... Again.
Johnny: is eveyone ok.
Dally: I think I broke my finger but I'm fine.
Ponyboy: We're all okay.
Darry: Dally you should go to the hospital.
Dally: With what money?
Johnny: Heh heh.
Darry: Smart ass.
Sodapop: Ok let's go before hell breaks lose.
Johnny: What is hell?
Dally: well let me tell you a story!
Darry: NO! You broke his innocents enough.
Ponyboy: I agree with Soda let's go!
At Ponyboys house.
Two-Bit: JOHNNY PUT MY VODIKA DOWN!
Johnny: Vodika? This is sprite.
Darry: READ THE LABLE!
Johnny: Lable? Ooooh.
Ponyboy: Have you ever had sprite before?
Johnny: Nope.
Ponyboy: here I'll go get you some.
10 seconds later.
Ponyboy: Here you go.
Johnny: Thanks!
Two-Bit: NO WAIT!
Johnny chugged the bottle of "Sprite".
Two-Bit: That was Vodika in a Sprite bottle.
Johnny: OH HELL YEAH!
Darry: How is he drunk that fast?
Sodapop: I don't know?
Johnny: YOU MOTHER FUCKERS WANNA GET HIGH!
Dally: I do!
Steve: Johnny why are you yelling we're right here.
Johnny: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Darry: I'm leaving.
Darry leaves the house.
Johnny: AND STAY OUT ASS HOLE!
Ponyboy: Johnny calm down.
Johnny: CALM YOUR TITS AND STOP YELLING FAGGOT!
Two-Bit: Your the only one yelling.
Johnny: SHUT THE FUCK UP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Steve: I'm leaving.
Dally: Me too.
Sodapop: Me three.
Two-Bit: I'll come to.
Ponyboy: Well Johnny it's just me and you.
Johnny: FUUUUUUCK!
Ponyboy: GUYS WAIT FOR ME!
YOU ARE READING
Modern day outsiders chat group (OFENSIVE)
HumorIf Ponyboy,Sodapop,Darry,Dally,Two-Bit,Steave,and Johnny was in a modern day chat group. INCOMPLETE.
