it was a lovely night at craig's house. he n tweek were just chillin all night yo.
they were in really ugly sweaters and were sitting by the fire. tweek has a nice cup of hot cocoa. no more meth coffee for my son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
craig smiled and pulled tweek closer 0w0
"man, tweek, i hope we have a nice night and you don't get kidnapped or anything."
"craig, don't jinx me."
"aw, cmon, tweek, what are the chances of-"
BUT HE ACTUALLY JINXED HIM!!!!!! OAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
elves jumped in the window and carried tweek away. "you're an elf now, gay boi!" they CACKLED.
"nooooooooOO!!!!!" craig cried, running after them.
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craig bolted towards the elves, trying his very best to catch up to them. they ended up travelling all the way to the north pole UwU.
"jesus christmas, what the heck is going on???" craig said. he snuck his way into a smol building. craig peeked inside the building, and he saw a whole array of hard-working elves in a dirty mechanical factory. BUTT, as craig leaned in closerrrr, he realized that the elves working were not actually elves. OMG. they were all students of South Park, trapped inside the building forced to work to make presents under their own will. OH NO.
"wtf."cCraig said, "what is the meaning of this."
Right after craig said that, Santa Claus came.
"Ho! Ho! Thot!" Santa claus shouted. "Well, hello there, Craigo! How very nice to see you, gay boi."
"my name is craig. and hwat are you doing, and hwere is my bf. I want him bacc"
"NOOOOOOOOO!" said santa. "he's my catamite now, BOIIIIII!!!" craig GUSPED!
"no, you can't! he's a minor!! oh, and he's MINE....." craig screeched. "also, aren't you married?"
"eh, im gay now. mrs. claus is dead." santa laughed, walking away. craig silently followed him to his office. tweek was sitting inside.
"WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LET ME GO???? GAH!" tweek screamed at santa, going on his knees and crying.
"nnnnnnever i live forever UwU" santa patted tweek's little head. "btw have i told u how pretty u are?? hehehehehehhE"
"this is SO wrong on SO many levels!" tweek tried to run away
THEN CRAIG JUMPED INTO THE ROOM WOAH!!!!! SANTA WAS SHOCKED AND TWEEK WAS SO HAPPY!!!!!
"no touching tweek in MY christian server!!!!!!" craig let out a war cry and took santa. tweek hugged craig.
"Oh, craig! thank god! AGH!" tweek cried.
"did he do anything to you??" craig hugged tweek REALLY HARD. oooooooo
"uh, no.... i don't think so-"
AND THEN WOAH HULK HOGAN BURSTS THROUGH THE WINDOW WOAH!! pls dont put him in this fic spicy
"HEWWO BROTHERS!!!" hulk yells, running up to tweek and craig.
"oh jesus... not him..." craig sighs.
"I'VE COME TO SAVE TWEEK! I HEARD HE WAS IN DANGer!"
"not anymore." craig ran out with tweek. poor hulk.
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so then they were sitting around all happy once again. tweek wasn't a catamite and probably wasn't going to be kidnapped again.
"Good to have you back, tweek!" craig laughed, pouring tweek some cocoa.
"yeah!"
"hopefully you don't get kidnapped by leprechauns."
".... GODDAMMIT CRAIG!!!!"
THE END.
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Fanfiction((note: this is a joke fic)) this includes creek, kyman and style!!!!!!!
