totally original style story uwu

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by beemoviefan420

by beemoviefan420

(do i even need to preface it's a joke this time. do i really.)

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it had been a long, long day at school. kyle was tired desu... and he needed to rest at once :(

every class had been nonstop boring all day!! it sucked and kyle was acting like a little bitchass tsundere, as uSUAL >:0

"nnnnnnnn SCHOOL TODAY WAS SO NOT KAWAI! NYA!" kyle pouted, looking incredibly kawaii with his cute neko ears!! nya x3

"kyle you freaking weeb lol." cartman laughed. "tho i did notice stan wasnt here today. im confused <:/."

kenny muffled some bullshit that no one could hear, but it was probably pretty kawaii oWO

kyle thunk-thonked for a minute (xD look at that. thunk-thonked lol)! "nani... you're right... for once... that isn't good! eeeehhhhh!" kyle whined in a super desu anime gorl voice, awww hes so cuuuuuute :D <3 kyle-chan is my fave soouth nark character :)

cartman-chan sighed. "alright, a, shut up." he began, "and b," (uh oh no writer's block!! what does he say,,,, eh let's just cut him off~ who even likes cartman XD)

"i NEEEEEEEED to go find him desu." kyle cried (haha not cri like ;_; u know wat i mean o_o'') "ill see you guys around.!!! arigato desu!!!!!"

kyle is a nice fren! hes gonna go see stan and theres gonna be some sweet yaoi actipn WOEEEEWEEEEEEE

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nnow kyle-chaan had arrived at stan-chan's home (OWOW THAT RHYMESS???? WAT>???? LOL THATS SO FUNNY!!1!11!)

knyle opened le door. its unlocked??????? oh it must be stans meanie pants daddy >:T that jerk could leta robber in! ! ! ! me no like randy, he;s a bad otou-san >:///// (that means dad if you didnt know japanese like mee uwu)

ok backto the story. sowwee ;O:

there was some crying upstairs???/ that really concerned kyle. it was time to check it out.

"nani...... i sure doe hope stan-kun is doing quite alright... kya........." kyle-waii mumbled.

when he opened the door stan w as on the FLOOROOR? WITH A BEER BOTTLE SMASHED????? WAT?? TE HECK??? OH NP IS HE DEAD OR STILL ALIVE???

kyle did a naruto run to stan's bodya dn checked his pulse. still alive.

"oishii." kyle whispered the quietest ever. he shook stan a bit and he woke up!! gr8!!

"k-kk-k-k-k-k-k-kyle?" he stammered silently. tears formed in kyle's eyes.

"oh... OH!! stan, my darling!! are you O.K.?" he cried (but actually did ;_; this time)

"im not...................." he sobbed D:

kyle hugged him tight. "don't drink anymore, my love..."

"oh, i'll- your what."

OH NO! kyle had been caught. he couldn't hide it anymore..... he loved stan-chan,,,,,,,,,,,,

he breathed in real deep,, oho boy,,,,,,,,,, lets see what happens teehee X3c

"STAN! I MUST SAY IT! NOW!!! DAISUKI!!!!!!!!!!!"

stan was confused. the fool didn't know lit desu japanese >:O!! how uncultured. but he assumed it was good! so yay oAo

"i-i well. i do too O/////O" he BLUESHED SO HAR DHIS WHOLE FACE WAS PINKU YES HES IN LOVE STYLE SI CANON NOW YES FUCK KYMAN XD AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

"i'll never drink again, dearest, my apparent depression is cured.... ilysm :D <3"

then a kiss and then the end :)