How To Drive Draco Insane

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Potter, the bloody git, was completely pissed. And Draco had to deal with a completely passed out potter breathing down his neck in the subway next to him.

Now he was accustomed to a drunk potter but if Draco was one thing. He was sensitive.

Sensitive in emotions he would decline profusely but one area that drove him complelty bonkers was his neck.

And that mad baffon of an idiot was breathing right onto it. Shivers were running down his neck and if potter didn't stop soon he was going to get a problem.

So why not push the blighter away? That's because Draco Malfoy was very much unsteady himself. And this breathing was about to put him even more on edge. If he pushed him away then he may himself fall over in his seat.

The bloody git, Draco thought as he tried to distract himself by looking at what looked like a ketchup stain on the seat opposite him. It was either ketchup or someone had been murdered. Probably the latter.

"For hecks sake what now" Draco mummered out loud. Because Harry had nuzzled somehow closer to his neck, his lips pressing lightly against the flushed skin there. What was worse was he was mumbling so Draco crossed his heart and just accepted his death as of that moment.

After another agonising five minutes of this they were at their stop, Draco shook Harry roughly and got up. He was fed up of this Potter lark, what. An. Idiot.

Dragging Harry harshly to his apartment Draco mumered the whole time and was hoping he had drunk enough to forget this whole fiesto.

Potter was surprisingly quiet the whole way while stumbling over two left feet. But as soon as Draco shoved him into his bed Harry started making a fuss.

"Drrrracoo don't leave meeee" he whined.
Draco pinched his nose and sighed deeply.
"Potter. I have to go." He stressed.
"You hatteeee meeeee" Harry started wailing, hiding into a pillow.
"For f....Potter I don't hate you I have places to be tomorrow" He explained irritatedly.
That's when Harry started to cry, short choking sobs.
Draco ran a hand through his hair frustrated and walked over to Harry's bed to deal with the mess that was Harry.

So that's how Draco found himself being severely cuddled by Harry who had finally fallen asleep.
It had taken an absurdly long time to get Potter to stop sobbing for no reason.
Now he was in the clear, he tried to wiggle out of Potters hold but that only stirred him.

"Where you going" a slurred voice beside his ear whispered.
"Uh..no where". Dammit. Well I guess I'm not going anywhere soon.
Then Potter nuzzled his head right into Draco's neck.

"Potter." Draco said.
"Mmm" Harry replied, only making the sensation more intense.
"Stop it"
"Stop what" Harry asked, mouthing the words onto his neck.
"Stop going near my neck it's making me uncomfortable" Draco managed.
Harry giggled, then without warning gave just below his ear, a hot open mouthed kiss.

"POTTER!" Draco squirmed.
Harry giggled again but soon after passed out again meanwhile Draco wriggled free and went home to forget that had even happened.

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"Malfoy, are you pissed at me?" Harry asked the next day at work, looking tired.
"No you were entirely pissed last night that's whats pissed"
Harry rubbed the back of his neck.
"Yeah...sorry about that, did I do anything bad?"

Hah! Bad. Breathing on my neck should be a punishable offence. He should be murdered right on the spot.

"No, it's fine potter just stop getting so drunk will you, you're such a winney drunk"
Harry narrowed his eyes and said
"There's something you're not telling me, I will find it, I will use it and I will kill it"

"Potter...are you seriously trying to quote that kidnapping movie" Draco said disapprovingly.
"...no?"
"Get out of my office"

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Home time. A favourite of the near neck incidents by random strangers for Draco Malfoy. Stuck in an elevator with far too many people. But most of them were shorter so he was slightly protected.

Potter who used to be a tiny goblin in Hogwarts was now nearly the same height as Malfoy however, and he was standing right beside him. Not much protection.

Suddenly the evaluator jolted and so did potter, into the side of Draco. His lips accidentally smushing into Draco's poor exposed neck. Draco jolted out of the suprise.

"Sorry" Harry said after he found his feet. 
Draco swallowed hard. "It's fine"

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"I've got it. You're big secret" Harry announced, after just turning up unannounced in Draco's home.

"Potter! What have I told you about not warning me you're coming over!!"
"Doesn't matter. I have it. I cracked it." Harry said smugly, lifting his chin up.

"Oh go on then, I'm so full of suspense." Said Draco his voice full of dry sarcasm (as usual).

"Your neck. You can't stand it being touched. It's just that sensi...."
"I don't know what your talking about" Draco insisted.

"Well, I know how I can test that for you?" Harry asked winking.
Draco raised an eyebrow.

"Oh do you now....Friday evening but only if we have pizza first."
Harry held out his hand smiling "deal".

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