The Boy/Guy Next Door

Chapter 8: I'm a freaking ninja!

I do what any normal girl would do while everyone is watching you kiss a guy. I drop down... and grab my pepper spray before attacking him with it.

"AHH MY EYES!" he screams like a girl. People look around before awkwardly walking off. I watch with curiosity as Aaron furiously rubs at his eyes, worsening their condition.

"B-" he begins before I cut him off.

"Beautiful? I know I am," I say, flipping my hair in a mocking gesture. He curses under his breath before heading to the bathroom, dragging me with him. I stumble over my converse clad feet as I get shoved into the bathroom. Aaron closes, and locks the door behind us.

"Help me wash this shit out," he hisses. I groan and turn on the sink. I cup my hands and wait as the water gathers. I take my hands and splash them onto Aaron's face. He splutters and I quickly take a random towel and rub it on his stupid face. I drop the towel, give him an innocent and sweet smile, then head for the door.Before I can unlock it and get out, he grabs my wrist tightly. I twist around and quickly have Aaron's arm behind his back in a painful position.

"Ow ow ow ow ow ow," he whines. I shrug and pull his feet out from beneath him, making him fall face first onto the floor.

"I can easily break your arm in this position," I warn in a deadly low whisper. He shudders from beneath me and I smirk, letting go of his arm. He gets up and rubs his shoulder. He takes an imitating step towards me and I stand my ground, glaring back at him. He steps closer to me and soon enough, I have my head all the way up. I stumble back and my back hits the wall and his hands are on either side of my head. Ah chiz. I've been cornered. I feel his breath fan my face. He leans closer to my face, his eyes glancing at my lips quickly. Before he can steal my second kiss, the door opens from behind me. I squeak as I fall and hear an 'ump' from beneath me. I open one eye at a time and see that I fell... on Jason. Terrific.

"I am incredibly sorry," I rush as I get up and offer him my hand. He takes it and I struggle to pull him up. He chuckles at my lack of upper body strength. He stands up and looks between Aaron and I with an eyebrow raised in suspicion. My eyes widen at what he's implying and I quickly shake my head.

"I was helping him with the pepper spray, nothing more," I deny, using the British accent accidentally.

"Using the accent that I have against me?" he mocks.

"How do you know that my American accent isn't the fake one?" I ask, keeping the act up.

"I... really don't know. Well done, love," he winks. I shrug and Aaron shoves in between the two of us. He glares at Jason and Jason glares back. They're almost the same height so it's pretty awkward for the midget aka me. I cough and walk away slowly. If that wasn't bad enough, I run into Blake, Aaron's friend, while trying to get back to the kitchen.

"Hey, Shorty!" he yells over the loud music.

"I am not short you giant on steroids!" I defend. I'm tall for a girl. He rests his arm on my shoulder and I shake it off.

"Yeah you are," he smirks. I scowl and glare at him, making direct eye contact. He stares back at me, not backing down.

"Wait, why aren't you drunk off your arse like everyone here?" I ask, gesturing to the people around me, half of them puking and the other half either passed out or making out.

"I'm the designated driver," he sighs. I nod in understanding and watch as Aaron stomp out from the hallway with Jason following soon after. What's going on? I shrug it off and turn back to Blake, who's looking at a girl with blonde hair and green eyes on the other side of the room. I smile in realization.

"Go talk to her before mr.pervert over there decides to harass her," I tell him, gesturing to a older guy eye raping her. He gives me a smile before walking over to her. I will force him to call me Cupid from now on. I notice people circling and start heading closer.

"Fight! Fight! Fight!" the crowd chants. I shove through the thick throng of people and see two guys battling it out. Not just two people, Aaron and Jacob. Aaron throws a punch right at Jason's nose, making it bleed. I see that Aaron's lip is cut. I have to intervene. I pull on Aaron and he whips his head to me.

"Stop fighting before I pull the pepper spray out on both of you!" I command," and it will be right on the cut."

Blake comes and pull Aaron off of Jason while Jason's friends help him up. I groan and follow Blake and Aaron into an empty room. I rush to the washroom and grab a first aid kit. Talk about convenience. I walk back into the room.... and Blake has performed a disappearing act. I stand in front of Aaron and grab a cotton ball and antiseptic. I dab it on his cut and he hisses in pain.

"Shut up and hand a little pain," I respond. He grumbles and moves in his spot. I grab a neon pink bandage and put it on his face. I pack everything up and put the first aid kit back in the bathroom. I come back into the room and burst out laughing. Imagine a guy... with a neon pink bandage on his face. It's freaking hilarious! Once I calm down, I watch as he glares me down.

"Why were you two fighting anyways?" I ask. Right then, people come barging in while in a full out make out going on. Before he can say anything, I run out of the room. I close my eyes when people kiss in Disney movies.

A/N

I know, a suckish update. I'm disappointed in myself...

Goal:

20 reads

5 votes

3 comments

Byezz

~Anonymous

=)