DISCLAIMER: I STILL DO NOT OWN OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB. YET. OKAY MAYBE NEVER... *cries* AT LEAST MAKE SEASON 2!!!!!!! *cries harder*
#I DONT OWN OURAN THE VAGUELY ABRIDGED EITHER!
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EPIC BEGINNING THEME MUSIC
"Good Afternoon." Jay said coming in the host club door, not even bothering to look up. "Sorry I'm late I had to take a quick make up test since I was absent...yes-ter-day..." When Jay finally looked up, Jay noticed the twins standing in front him, with devil eyes. "Um, am I about to find out why they call you guys the little devil type? Or does your forehead just really say 666?"
Both grabbed Jay's arms before she could get away, "This is Japan. You figure it out." They told her in unison, then suddenly whisked her into the back room while she screamed in horror.
"And that's how I ended up in a dress." Jay told his customers after the host club opened, "It was horrible! Lightning struck behind them, The twins had no facial expressions except for those devil eyes of theirs! I swear, they possessed! I know they are!" The girls laughed.
Haruhi sighed, "Jay, lightning doesn't strike indoors, and its a kimono not a dress."
"What ever! But yes it does! I saw it! They're possessed by demons! I know what I saw!" Jay rubbed the cross necklace that was around her neck that ironically matched the outfit.
"We're not possessed by demons." The twins randomly appeared looking as smexily as ever in their kimonos making Jay's hair stand on end as he backed up into a pillar.
"Stay away! I'm a follower of the Lord!!!" The twins began to look annoyed. Jay then tackled Haruhi into a firm embrace, "Stay away from my Haruhi too! I don't want her suffering at the hands of the devil either! Haruhi is my angel of light, I couldn't bare it if you taken by the dark side!" Jay leaned her head dangerously close to Haruhi's, "Haruhi, promise me you'll stay with me always."
"Oh, Jay. You're embarrassing me, in front of everybody." She replied making the fan girls squeal, and making the twins gain angered faces. Jay and Haruhi just stuck their tongues out at them and laughed as they walked back to their section.
EPISODE TITLE: Attack Of The Lady Manager!
Hunny-sempai suddenly came up to the girls in tears,"Haru-chan! Jay-chan! I don't know how but I lost one of my sandals!"
"But you were just wearing them weren't you?" Haruhi asked.
Suddenly Mori came up behind him, "Mitsukuni. I noticed you dropped it earlier."
"Takashi." Hunny-sempai said in awe, "TAKASHI!" He lunged into Mori-sempai's embrace. Their fan girls cried.
"Looks like we weren't even need." Jay mumbled, "We were just being used. You know if they wanted to use us in their act, they could just ask. Ya know!" Haruhi nodded in agreement. They laughed.
Tamaki watched the scene, frowning slightly. Ever since he found out Jay was a girl and not a guy, he felt a little happier. But still, he noticed that Jay was always so close to Haruhi, he still couldn't help but that he felt a little envious. "Mommy..."
Kyoya looked up, "Yes, Daddy?"
Tamaki started to whisper, "Since Jay is a girl and not a boy, I can't really call her my son anymore, Can I?"
"Well, not if you don't want to offend her." Tamaki frowned, then smiled again.
"So then I just call her my daughter too then!~"
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