A New Ouran Host {OHSHC}

CHAPTER 9 The Naughty Type Is A Grade School Host?

Hunny: Guess Who's Back?

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"This is the 4th time this week I've been late to the Host Club!" Jay mumbled under her breath as she sprinted up the LONG staircase to Music Room 3, "Kyoya's gonna kill me, I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" Jay then ran down the LONG north hallway in order to become face to face with 2 giant pink doors. She pushed them open violently, but just enough that they could see her. "Sorry I'm late guys! I had some business to take care of..." Right away, Jay noticed a young boy locked in a huge cage that she had no idea they had. "ANDDDD Someone in here is being a pedophile..."

Suddenly a bunch of girls, most of them Jay's customers, ran over to greet her. They all pulled her into the room and to her table inside the club, "Welcome back Jay!"

"Jay have you heard?" Hazel, one of Jay's frequent customers if you didn't remember, started to tell him. "An elementary schooler has become Tamaki's apprentice!"

"I did not know that." Jay says pats her head almost like a dog, "Thank you for telling me."

"Psst! Normal looking host!?" He turned around to the caged boy who was a few feet away from me.

"Are you talking about me?"

"Yeah! Get me outta here! These people are crazy!" I walked over and put my hands on the bars.

"How'd you end up like this? Was my statement right about someone trying to be a pedophile?"

"To some extent." He admitted. "But please help me!"

"Jay, get away from that cage." Tamaki had suddenly pulled Jay to his chest with one arm. "That boy needs to sit down think about what's he's done. And if he's really serious about doing this." This was one of those times where Tamaki looked serious. But that didn't last long when Jay removed his arm from around her and twisted it around to his back. Tamaki let out a screech then fell to the floor, right in his emo corner.

"And you need to sit down in your little corner and stop being a pedophile."

"I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!" Tamaki cried but still sat in his corner. "He came to me to learn how to put a smile on girls' faces...BUT INSTEAD ALL HE'S DOING IS INSULTING THEM!" He pointed a accusing finger from where he sat. "I'm not letting him out until I know he's sincere!"

"But I am sincere! I want you to teach me how to make women happy!" The boy dropped to his knees, "I'm gonna run out of time, please won't you teach me?"

EPISODE TITLE: THE NAUGHTY TYPE IS A GRADE SCHOOL HOST?

"You're a host because you like girls. You like bringing a smile to a girl's face. That's why you do it right? Please won't you teach me to be like you!? You're a genius aren't you!? You're the king!" The boy cried basically on the floor. The world lost serious Tamaki once the boy said "Genius".

Tamaki stood up proudly, "Well you may be a brat, but I admire your desire to become a host. So, I'll teach you."

"You'll really teach me how to any woman happy?!"

"Of course Shiro. That's the soul purpose of being a host." Tamaki's voice was sincere, "If you really want this, Shiro, you'll have to learn to use the material you already have." The boy put on a confused face. Jay was lost as well.

"You see," Kyoya came out of nowhere once again and began to explain. "Here at the Ouran Host Club, our policy is to use our individual personality traits in order to entertain our guests. Tamaki is the princely type, Mori is the strong silent type, Hunny the boy lolita type, the twins the little devil type, and the cool type, me. Its all about variety."