Steve:
This is after he's been gone for a few weeks.
Tony:
This is just a normal Tuesday
Clint:
Movies aren't as interesting as Clint's mouth.
Nat:
The team had never seen you guys kiss and they all really wanted to so that happened.
Bruce:
YOU AND BRUCE WERE JUST MARRIED AND HE'S TRULY HAPPY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS
NO BODY TOUCH ME
Thor:
Thor likes to hold your face when he kisses you. You do not mind.
Loki:
Loki treats you like the royalty that you are.
Bucky:
Bucky is so pretty wtf