Supernatural Season 5 Quotes

Episode 3

Free To Be You And Me

Jessica: What are you doing? Running away again?

Sam: Last time I wanted to be normal, and this time I know I'm a freak.

Jessica: I was dead from the moment we said hello.

Jessica: Things are never gonna change for you... never.

Dean: Me and Sam are taking separate vacations for a while.

Dean: You were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel?

Dean: So, what, I'm Thelma and you're Louise, and we're just gonna hold hands and sail off this cliff together?

Dean: Do we have any chance of surviving this?

Castiel: You do.

Dean: Wow. Well, last night on earth. What, uh what are your plans?

Castiel: I just thought I'd sit here quietly.

Dean: Dude, come on. Anything? Booze? Women? ... You have been with a women before, right? Or an angel, at least? You mean to tell me you've never been up there doing a little cloud seating?

Castiel: I never had occasion, okay?

Dean: All right. Let me tell you something. There are two things that I know for certain. One. Bert and Earnie are gay. Two. You are not gonna die a virgin. Not on my watch. Let's go.

Castiel: This is a den of iniquity! I shouldn't be here.

Dean: What the hell did you do?

Castiel: I don't know. I just looked at her in the eyes nd told her it wasn't her fault that her father Gene ran off. It was because he hated his job at the post office.

Dean: Oh no, man.

Castiel: What?

Dean: This whole industry runs on absent fathers, it's, it's the natural order. We should go. C'mon. 

Castiel: What's so funny?

Dean: Oh, nothing. Whew. It's been a long time since I've laughed that ard. Oh. It's been more than a long time. Years.

Lindsey: No one has ever done anything so bad that they can't be forgiven... that they can't change.

Dean: Just out of curiosity, what is the average customer wait time to speak to an archangel?

Castiel: Let's go.

Dean: Whoa whoa!

Castiel: What?

Dean: Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn't poop for a week! We're driving!

Castiel: I'm here, Raphael. Come and get me, you little bastard.

Raphael: Did it ever occur to you that Lucifer brought you back?

Dean: So Daddy ran away and disappeared. He didn't happen to work for the Post Office, did he?

Raphael: This is funny to you? You're living in a Godless universe!

Dean: And? What, you and the other kids just decided to throw an Apocalypse while he's gone?

Castiel: A deputy sheriff laid eyes on the archangel.

Dean: And he still has eyes?

Dean: Cas, we've talked about this... personal space?

Dean: We're humans. When we really want something, we lie.

Castiel: Why?

Dean: Because... that's how you become president.

Dean: Eat it, Twilight!

Bartender: Is it me, or does it seem like the end of the world?

Sam: You're wrong. People can change. There is reason for hope.

Jessica (Lucifer): No, there isn't.

Sam: How can you be so sure?

Lucifer: Because you freed me.

Lucifer: I will never lie to you. I'll never trick you. But you will let me in.

Sam: Why me?

Lucifer: Because it had to be you. It always had to be you.

Lucifer: I will find you. And when I do, you will let me in. I'm sure of it

Dean: What about me Honestly? I don't know... I'm good.

Castiel: Even without your brother?

Dean: Especially without my brother. I've been so chainted to my family, but now that I'm alone, hell, I'm happy.