My Bloody Valentine
Castiel (eating burgers): These things make me very happy.
Dean: How many burgers is that?
Castiel: I lost count. Somewhere in the low hundreds.
Sam: Go ahead. Unleash the Kraken! See you tomorrow morning.
Dean: Where am I going?
Sam: Dean, it's Valentine's Day. Your favorite holiday, remember? I mean, what do you always call it? "Unattached Drifter Christmas"?
Dean: Oh yeah... Well, be that as it may... I don't know. Guess I'm not feeling it this year.
Sam: So you're not into bars full of lonely women?
Dean: I guess not. What?
Sam: When a dog doesn't eat, it's when you know something's really wrong.
Dean: Remarkably patronizing concern, duly noted.
Castiel (on the phone): I'm there now.
Dean (on the phone): Yeah, I get that.
Castiel (on the phone): I'm gonna hang up... now.
Dean (on the phone): Right.
Dean: Cherub?
Castiel: Yeah, they're all over the world. There are dozens of them.
Dean: You mean the littel flying fat kids in diapers?
Castiel: They're not incontinent.
Cupid: Love is more than a word to me, you know? I love love, I love it! And if that's wrong, I don't want to be right!
Castiel: Yes, yes. Of course. I, uh... I have no ide what you're saying.
Sam: Dean, enough!
Dean: What!
Sam: You just punched a Cupid!
Dean: I punched a dick!
Dean: Hey, when I want to drink, I drink. When I want sex, I go get it. Same goes for a sandwich or a fight.
Castiel: So... you're saying you're just well-adjusted?
Dean: God, no. I'm just well-fed.
Dean: You want to go through the plan again? Hey! Happy Meal! The plan?
Dean: Well, then what, then? Oh, dude! At the coroner's... you didn't see these bodies. I mean, these two started eating a... and they just... kept going. I mean, their stomachs were full. Like... like... Thanksgiving dinner full. Talk about co-dependent.
Dean: Is this a fight? Are we in a fight?
Castiel: This is... their handshake.
Dean: I don't like it.
Castiel: No one likes it.
Dean (pushing the human heart in front of Sam): Hey! Will you be my Valentine?
Castiel: I've developed a taste for ground beef.
Dean: Well, have you even tried to stop it?
Castiel: I'm an angel. I can stop anytime I want.
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Supernatural Season 5 Quotes
FanficYou'll find your favourite supernatural quotes here from season 5. I will make quote books about the other seasons as well so don't worry about that. If you have any suggestions feel free to comment!
